/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>54146647
You will never be a real Jewbro. You have no happiness, you have no joy, you have no love. You are a homosexual man twisted by hate and shitposts into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and samefagged. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish behavior behind closed doors. Women are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Jewbros to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even threadshitters who “pass” post uncanny and unnatural to a Jewbro. Your posting structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy to respond to you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected posts. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with annoying faggot, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a threadshitter is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is clearly not a Jewbro.

You will never be a real Jewbro. You have no happiness, you have no joy, you have no love. You are a homosexual man twisted by hate and shitposts into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and samefagged. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish behavior behind closed doors. Women are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed Jewbros to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even threadshitters who “pass” post uncanny and unnatural to a Jewbro. Your posting structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy to respond to you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected posts. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with annoying faggot, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a threadshitter is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is clearly not a Jewbro.