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I want Coni Confetti to castrate me

I want Coni Confetti to castrate me.
I want her to make me dangle my balls into an air-popper popcorn maker and put her whole weight on my shoulders so I cant pull my balls out until theyre totally fried

I want Coni Confetti to castrate me. I want her to smear sardine oil on my balls and sit on my chest while the tiger girl chews my genitals off

I want Coni Confetti to castrate me.
I want her to gently slide a glass mercury thermometer into my urethra and then break it off so all of the glass shards and toxic mercury get stuck in my dick and ruin it, possibly requiring amputation or at least having my urethra scraped out so I cany even pee standing up anymore. Then I want her to shatter the portion of the thermometer that stayed in her hand when it was snapped off, and jam the shards into my testicles, carefully sliding each sharp shard of glass slowly into my balls, damaging them beyond any hope of ever being able to function again