/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>66218214
Turn her into your oshi.

I'm actually manipulating my wife into becoming Ina. I convinced her to take art lessons and lied that her voice hurts my ears so she could speak more softly. I picked her on purpose because she was a petite Korean girl with a flat chest: the perfect candidate. Lately I have been playing sounds during her sleep and whispering "the cucumbers will kill you only the ancient ones can save you" on weekdays and on weekends, I read a book full of terrible puns I found on amazon and to my surprise it worked. She now hates cucumbers and has started developing a wit for puns. She isn't exactly sure what "the ancient ones" means but she'll know when I'm done brainwashing her. Soon I will start subtly changing my body language around her to reflect approval towards outfits Ina would wear and things Ina would say. I've also been keeping her on a strict diet which keeps her slim while allowing her to drink Dr.Pepper or as I call it around her "Dr Oopsie". By next year the project should be done and I will hand sew her a replica of Ina's debut outfit so that I will be the first man on earth to try Ina's back in real life. I will then gift her a crowbar so she can gently bonk me any time i sekuhara her in our home.

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>>44508961
>ina
Have you seen this Ina? Now you have

hahahahaha

Despite what she says Ina is extremely knowledgeable about breeding!

>>10987924
Yo what the fuck, this is great
Why didn't anyone tell me Michael Jackson music is fucking bopping

>>9868635

>>8062667
>made by a literal woman-hating incel (yes I know the author is a girl)
Elaborate

The more I ponder on it the more I want Ina to stream FF14...

>What you should all really be thankful for is Papa'nis blasting an absolute load into Mama'nis or I wouldn't be here
uhhhhh

I feel something every time Ina says bro

>>6005615
>Fubuki and Suisei would be good as long as the child isn't a boy

w-what are you implying anon?

>draws Ayame
>ignores Coco
hmm naruhodo

>gacha mine

>>5799602
>>5799619
>>5799632
Do shorter people actually see the pictures better when they're small, I've always wondered but never been able to test it

>>5505214
WEREWOLVES
AME IS A FUCKING WEREWOLF
I CAN'T BELIEVE THE RRATS WERE TRUE

>trying to enter from the back

STRAINER HATS ARE SKANKY STYLE

>>3878783
Yeah Anon, here you go!

>>3351921
https://youtu.be/Nt0NcaxmGHo

Is it just me or have the schizophrenics been more disconnected from reality than usual today

>you like Morning Musume, oh my God, you're so cultured
I swear to God that sounded like an actual shitpost people would make about obsessed weeaboos thinking they'd find a girlfriend by sperging about their favorite anime, do you mean to tell me it actually works if you aren't a schizophrenic?

>>2955949
>full 7 months to debut
>launching at the same time as HoloEN2
These motherfuckers better pray Nyanners grace their asses or they are absolutely fucked.

>>2941121
No, you don't understand.
If I were Shinji, I would simply get over myself and have sex with Misato, and everything would be better because I could defeat the Angels easily, not just because I already know their weaknesses from watching the show, but because I would just do it better, you see?

JGBFW have I missed anything important in Ina's stream?