/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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>Be a humble hot dog vendor in Unity Square
>Every day this rat shows up to your stand pestering you with her smug grin
>"Hiya oomfie!"
>You suppress the urge to scream
"What are you having?"
>You both know she won't order anything
>"No need to trouble yourself with those soggy weenies Nonners," she says unwrapping her bagel sandwich. "I'm here for my bud! My chum! My bestest oomfie!"
>Ever since you showed up to her bodega during and gave a *small* critique of her baconnegger--the bacon was too crunchy--she decided to show up to your piece of street corner and sample your wares
>Needless to say she was not impressed
>A Michelin star restaurant you are not
>So she took to talking to you during her lunch break
>Her elongated buck teeth shred into the sandwich with rodent like efficiency
>"So-mm-So I was telling you about those prints I sold-hmmf! At that art marketplace a few blocks back. People really loved the one with Power Nelson kissing with himself."
>She leans over on your hot dog stand giving you sight of the large pink tail swaying with contentment
>"Who knew people had the hots for the Man Of The Future," she snorts. "Who is he fooling? Not with that haircut."
>A few more bites and the sandwich disappears in her puffy cheeks
>With the rrat's tail waving to and fro you wonder if automatic responses like that were more trouble than they're worth
>Seeing the likes of chuubas wandering about still took some getting used to
>Folks back at Cozy Streets had a few living there
>You never quite knew what differentiated them from the rest of the people
>Sure, a lot of them displayed easily identifiable animal traits, or super powers, or magical abilities and junk
>Heck some weren't even conventionally human
>You're sure you saw a lion arrive on the scene after the mishap with a magical girl and some property damage
>But otherwise chuubas look like any other person you would see on the streets
>You weren't sure how to work out its intricacies, but you're sure it's needlessly complicated
>Your visitor must have seen you zone out since you heard the slam of her hands down on your cart
"Oh. Yeah. Man art. Love it. Look, it's the middle of the lunch rush, can you move it along? I don't want to wait up the customers."
>She snickers at the prospect
>"Oh please oomfie. We both know no one's lining up for your hot dogs anytime soon. And besides, you wouldn't want to get rid of your favorite customer would you?"
>You frown
>You expected some trouble starting your business in the Metropolis area
>Some people had to deal with the high price of super villain and monster calamity insurance
>Others were worried about the smaller threats from Noctopolis and Bogey Town moving in to expand their turf
>But for you, the annoyance was much simpler
>You look at her smug grin, mischievous sleepy eyes, and hear her giggle from your expression
>For you, it's the rrat