/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>so kiss me~
>mwah~
Jesus fucking Christ bros I love her so fucking much.

>>12390368
>>12390376
Hearing her be so excited is killing me here bros, the mic isn't helping
Fuck

>live with parents
>don't care and watch my oshi without headphones out loud
>am a bit schizo and always talk to myself when I'm alone
>will even yell at oshi if she's stuck in game
>parents finally ask me about all the noise and why I've been hiding a "girlfriend" from them
>"WE CAN HEAR BOTH YOU LOVEBIRDS OUT LOUD AT NIGHT SON" my dad belts out laughing
>mom starts asking me details about her and how young she is
>I immediately start blushing
>don't know if they genuinely think I have a gf I'm talking to or they're fucking with me
>they say they're happy that I finally found someone and my dad gives me $120 to take her out

Guys I know this sounds like one giant shitty larp but you have to believe me this is all true and I have no fucking clue where to go from here. Please help me out.

>>12175991
No

>>12150848
She is the cutest, simple as.

>>12052222
I guess I'll just touch your sleepy body

>>11698688
Maybe, first I have to do more reps then I'll go back to drawing more ame.

>>11489648
The one on the right looks odd, but it might be because I'm sleepy

>>11394957
We all do, anon. It's okay though, all we can do is just believe in our detective.

>>11023687
AMT is not only simpler, but cuter as well.

>>10985734
Understandable

>>10938825
>sex with joe!
>rubbing my cock on her chest!
>feeling her ribs with my cock!
>seeing her embarassed expression as she struggles to give me a pazuiri with her flat chest!
>having unprotected sex with joe!

>>10594979
Have fun spending those 0.73 cents

>>10545161
>>10545209
Extremely based, I would also pay your oshi a tribute If I didn't have 0.47$

>ROMEO SAVE ME

Women absolutely suck Taylor Swift's dick.

>>10371067
>>10371198
>so uhhh~ we don't have any balls because big plans is a nigger
>I don't really need a cute asia-uhhhhhh~ jeb!
>so there was this one time uhhhhhh~ I was lurking in the thread and, uh, someone post... someone posted his willy *laugh* and I said nice cock faggot *more laughing*
>I don't really like this formation, it's not symmetric
>Running too much make my tummy hort that's why I don't play football

>>10125677
You know, I think you might be onto something.

>>10101853
Oh well I guess it's hard to recognize me when usually I'm behind 9 levels of falseflag

>>10097796
Very, very cute Ame.

I love Ame so much it kinda hurts sometimes.

>>9864046
God I want to cuddle with Ame so fucking badly

>>9747094
Can't wait to watch it again then, this time with Ame. I only just watched it for the first time just the other day, and it was quite a treat.

>>9693144
>And theeen~ what else did I try? I haaad a turkey leg~ I had a turkey leg, of Reine, thicc leg. Like this one.
>It was tastyyy~, but I couldn't finish it. It was a lot. Of meat.
>Ummm... Speaking of that, I went on some roller coasters, that was fun~
>I love adrenaline~ inducing rollercoasters~, there's like one where you go up really high and then you drop down really fast and that was like the best one.
>And then there one where like you turn really faaast and then you start to black out and that was cool~
>And theeen~ there was ooooone wheeere~ uhh I went on uhh a few loops~ and I felt like I was gonna die, that was cool~
>And theeeen~ uhhhh~ yeea~
>That was fun!
https://files.catbox.moe/kxprzn.mp4

I used to love Ame. I would make time to watch her livestreams and send her money. I even fapped to her and her roommate but now something changed. I'm not sure what but now I want nothing more but watch her fail and even graduate.