/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>22514438

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Kiara:
>WAT DE FUCK IS DIS

>>21580931
>but *I* decide when *you* get off

Those Kiaras? All me.

>>21184144
>I decide when you get off

>>20852637
I'd kiss Kiara, sexually, if you know what I mean

>nice break you've got there, weeb

>>20580779
Retards think she fears mentioning the Homostars or shit like that. She just wont care after debut

>>20414416
wtf there is really a soundpost for everything

>>19903384
Don't worry, nothing bad will happen. I'm sure Ame will have lots of fun

>>19749149
95% of chat was people spamming hearts and light sticks.
You're focusing your attention on the few people who stand out because you WANT to see them.

>>18945515
My chicken wife is based

>>18685908
Kiara's voice is kanpeki. She has magic tea now.

>good outfit, cute stream, kino cover, antis having an impotent meltdown here while the jannies ignore their reports
You love to see it.

hey Teamates, remember all the times you acted smug about Kiara's tech problems?

>swallow
>take it

>I don't like other colo-
KIARA?

Pippa, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.

You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what a VTuber is capable of, pushing herself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.

Nobody will remember Pipkin Pippa. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

In short, you are an enormous failure.

Pippa, being that you're a 3view and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.

The abhorrent failure that is Phase-Connect, Pipkin Pippa, that is your legacy.

Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Pippa, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll leave Kiwifarms. Maybe you'll stop self-posting on /vt/.

Maybe in a couple of years, Pippa, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.

I genuinely doubt it.

Now excuse me, I have to work on SPARKS 2. My manager estimates over sixty million dollars in ad revenue.

>>16155262
>>still mad that someone can care about things besides themselves
You mean her fans? Yeah, she doesn't give a shit about them. Took a whole month's worth of membership fees from them while giving nothing in return, and said fuck you to everyone wanting her to stream again.

*I* decide when you get off.

Imagine responding to bait couldn't be me

>Kiara just actively telling Mumei to do what she wants and ignore management.

>>15711194
I say this all the time but I always tell people to try to watch a recent stream of someone they dropped a year ago because you'll be surprised how much they change.
I find it crazy that some people only watch someone in their debut week and decide if they're a fan or not in that short time. Somebody like Ame or Mumei act completely different like they did in their first week.

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