/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Episode 2: "Ascendance"

clauvio browsing BL uploads on sadpanda at 4 AM and calculating how few hours a month she can stream without losing subscribers when a gang war breaks out in her ghetto apartment complex and clauvio is forced to call her black moderator godot who is driven over by his mother and begins to negotiate a ceasefire however godot's suburban white diction causes ire in both the rival gangs and they turn their guns upon godot believing him to secretly be white but clauvio leaps in front of him just before they fire however clauvio's body plan is essentially 2-dimensional from malnourishment induced by a diet of processed food and instant ramen therefore all the bullets go around her and hit godot causing clauvio to scream in very deep voiced anguish then wander the streets aimlessly whereupon clauvio allows a truck to hit her believing she will be conveyed to a fantastical japanese fantasy setting but instead she is sent to the judeochristian heaven and while she's being detained at the pearly gates she shows the angels how many twitter followers she has and goes "just let me in i'm kind of a big deal" in a sullen tone and the angels are forced to acquiesce because judeochristianity needs influencers however clauvio proceeds directly to god and he thinks she's about to ask for repentence for her sins but clauvio has other plans having smuggled one of the gang members' guns in under her coat and she employs her years of training in shovelware JRPGs to kill god whereby clauvio attains divine power and employs it in reviving herself and godot then divinely arranges for herself to be raided by some larger streamers and after a moment of consideration makes godot a few inches taller before relinquishing her holy powers and returning to her usual life however now she is displeased that there is no god to blame for her discontent

the end

every vtuber needs this

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i dreamt about throwing clauvio out a window last night