/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>27247049
>>27248606
This is how you kill an off-topic conversation: take it too far with a nobody gives a fuck TL;DR, watch.
The Wii was "OK". Bought one on launch day because massive Nintendofag. Twilight Princess being right-handed I'm lefty made me salty until they released the HD remake. None of the games have aged well, because while Nintendo didn't go full "everything is BROWN and you will like it" like AAA games of the era did, the shite video output meant everything looked washed out. Even over component. And the Nintendofag essentials were all lackluster.
>Mario Kart Wii
Never played it after 8 came out. I still play Double Dash for the gimmick and 64 for the nostalgia. Even DS for the snaking. Funky Kong meta is boring.
>Twilight Princess
Better on the GameCube, better in the remake
>Skyward Sword
Worst Zelda game ever, and completely unplayable as a southpaw
>Brawl
*trips on your cum*
>Super Mario Galaxy / 2
These were actually ogey
It was a fun Wii Sports machine and that's the best thing I can say about it. My 360 got way more use, my sisters stole the Wii and took it to my parents' place a few years after release. Wii Sports was the only time I've ever played video games with my boomer parents, and likely the only time they ever played video games period. Imoutos turned it into a Just Dance machine sometime in ~2012, I think they own like 6 different versions of that fucking game.
Mine recently got stuck on the Health and Safety screen, and were it any other console, I'd try and fix it. I can just emulate the one or two titles I want to play or stick them in my Wii U, which unironically had far better and more replayable exclusives. Just look at how many first party Switch titles were Wii U ports. Alongside the DS it kept Nintendo from pulling a SEGA after the GameCube. It did that so well they managed to survive the Wii U.
>>>/vg/
>>27248377
>>27248443
Good, she's late to the party, just like a true hag.

>>23538920
>NASFAQ Kart noticed
I like you

>>19381472
>homostars
Yes please. It's not just stuff for lower level players, it's 9 extra coins for the rest of us to spend money on. I'd even go as far as arguing that lower level players will eventually be priced out of them.
>PvP-style items
>>16605125
>I want NASFAQ Kart
>True MPP
While I would love this, I don't know how they could make it work. I did some "testing" in the past, and they calculate it as a rolling average.
>Your MPP is currently some number.
>You buy one more.
>[(MPP x Old Number of Coins) + Purchase Price] / Current Number of Coins with appropriate scaling for multi-coining
Working taxes into a rolling average that's already 20k+ coins deep (or even 1k) could never be accurate.
>Cleaning out shares to fix volatility.
I don't know that volatility is actually affected by dead shares in a manner that'd "make sense". I have a sneaking suspicion that it's the actual act of buying the coin that influences volatility, on a per-purchase basis - and NOT the total volume. The only way to move volatility in the other direction would be to have account deletion automatically sell all coins, and somehow only have it affect volatility and not the current price. Or fuck it, have it affect the price too. e.g. mogu deleting his account should turn Okayu into Ayamy.

I want NASFAQ Kart

>red shell
bricks the person one place ahead of you's zhonkbot for one cycle
>green shell
randomly hits someone within 12 spots of you with a missed cycle, chance it does nothing
>blue shell
bricks cypher's zhonkbot for one cycle
>banana
bricks anyone 1-11 places behind you on the leaderboard's zhonkbot for one cycle
>boo
steal coins from anyone within 12 places of you on the leaderboard
>lightning
everyone's zhonkbot bricks - variable timing - the farther ahead of you they are on the leaderboard, the longer it lasts
>star
no taxes for an hour
>mushroom
5 minute cycles for an hour
>super mushroom
1 minute cycles for an hour
>bananas, green/red shells, and mushrooms should also come in threes

>>16604846
...I didn't make this post, wtf
>>16605021
>>16605100
hey, I've been typing this up for the past few minutes...

when do I stop 5x-ing these?