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I FUCKING HATE URUKA

>>68224980
>he doesn't know

SQUIBBY IS DEAD SQUIBBY IS DEAD SQUIBBY IS DEAD SQUIBBY IS DEAD SQUIBBY IS DEAD SQUIBBY IS DEAD

YOU NIGGERS WILL NEVER SQUIB AGAIN

>>29795005
I saw Uruka swinging neck for nickels at the back of a 24hr 7/11. I decided to buy a blowjob just to say that I got blown by THE Fujikura Uruka. It was absolutely awful: no tongue work at all, she kept awkwardly laughing every few sucks which ruined the mood, and she did not know how to keep her teeth away. I had to pay $60 for that shit and I was definitely overcharged.

fucking uruka man

>>28532201
I AM NOT ON THIS LIST BECAUSE I WAS THE BEST TYPE OF POSTING

>>26322907
here you go, I think I've done my part of the bearposter arc

FUJIKURA URUKA WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREETS OF NEW YORK CITY WHEN SHE CAME UPON A HOMELESS PERSON. "SPARE SOME CHANGE MISS," HE ASKED HER. URUKA, HAVING JUST ROBBED A NEARBY WESTERN UNION, HANDED THE HOMELESS PERSON A SACK OF CASH SHE HAD LIFTED FROM THE SAFE. THE MAN PAUSED EXAMINING THE BAG BEFORE TENTATIVELY TAKING IT FROM HER, "WHAT'S THIS?" HE ASKED. HE MOVED HIS HANDS ALONG THE CLOTH TRYING TO FEEL THROUGH IT. EVENTUALLY HE CAUTIOUSLY OPENED THE BAG, CAUSING THE DYE PACK INSIDE TO EXPLODE, SPREADING BLUE INK ON THE BILLS, URUKA, AND THE HOMELESS MAN. IT WAS AT THIS MOMENT THAT THE OFFICERS PURSUING URUKA ROUNDED THE CORNER. "IT WAS HIM!" SHE EXCLAIMED, "SEE, HE'S GOT DYE ON HIM!" DYE WHICH WAS COINCIDENTALLY THE SAME SHADE AS URUKA'S BLUE CLOTHES. THE OFFICERS DID NOT WASTE TIME EXAMINING THE STAINS. NYPD'S FINEST DESCENDED ON THE MAN AND SWIFTLY BEAT HIM TO DEATH WHILE URUKA QUICKLY FLED THE SCENE.

I FUCKING HATE URUKA!

URUKA HAD MANAGED TO HITCH-HIKE HER WAY TO JAPAN. THINKING THAT SHE WOULD STAY HERE A WHILE SHE NEEDED SOMEWHERE TO CALL HOME FOR A TIME. SINCE SHE COULD NOT (OR WOULD NOT) AFFORD ACCOMODATION FOR HERSELF, SHE NEEDED TO FIND SOMEWHERE TO AVOID ANYONE WHO MIGHT ENFORCE THE PETTY VAGRANCY LAWS SHE WOULD BY BREAKING. ONE OF HER FAVORITE PLACES TO STAY WERE NATIONAL PARKS: THEY WERE WIDE OPEN AND HAD A WIDE SELECTION OF ROCKS FOR HER TO SLEEP UNDER. SHE HAD CHOSEN NIKKO NATIONAL PARK AND SHE HAD FOUND A ROCK THAT LOOKED PROMISING. SHE LIFTED IT UP TO INSPECT IT AND, IN HER CLUMSY, DROPPED THE STONE, SPLITTING IT IN TWO. THAT STONE WAS NO ORDINARY STONE BUT THE "KILLING STONE" CONTAINING THE SPIRIT OF TAMAMO-NO-MAE WHO WAS NOW FREE TO BEWITCH MEN AND RAPE THEM TO DEATH.

I FUCKING HATE URUKA!

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAW A FURBY? THEY WERE INITIALLY LAUNCHED IN 1998 AND HAVE BEEN RELAUNCHED IN 2005 AND 2012. WHILE IT MAY APPEAR THAT THEY WAX AND WANE WITH POPULARITY, THAT IS UNTRUE. FURBIES ARE, IN FACT, EXTREMELY POPULAR. UNFORTUNATELY FUJIKURA URUKA, IN ORDER TO MAINTAIN HER CURSED URUFURBY FORM, MUST REGULARLY CONSUME FURBIES. HER HUNGER GROWS AND FALLS OVER THE YEARS WITH IT SINKING LOW ENOUGH AT POINTS THAT FURBIES ARE ONCE AGAIN ABLE TO BE SOLD TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC. IF HASBRO WERE TO EVERY STOP MAKING FURBIES ENTIRELY, HER URUFURBY FORM WOULD GO BERSERK AND ATTACK THE CHILDREN AND NOSTALGIC ADULTS OF THE WORLD IN ORDER TO COLLECT THEIR FURBIES AND SATE HER HUNGER.

I FUCKING HATE URUKA!

SO I WENT OUT TO CHECK MY MAILBOX, HOPING THAT MY NASA MOUSE PAD HAD ARRIVED. I FIGURED THAT SINCE IT WAS A SHORT WALK TO JUST OUTSIDE MY DOOR I DIDN'T NEED TO LOCK THE DOOR AND I DIDN'T GRAB MY KEYS OR PHONE OR ANY OTHER PART OF MY EDC. UNFORTUNATELY, IT HADN'T ARRIVED YET SO I WALKED BACK TO MY APARTMENT IN DISAPPOINTMENT. WHEN I GOT TO MY DOOR, I WAS SURPRISED TO FIND IT LOCKED. MY MIND RACED THROUGH ALL THE POSSIBILITIES FOR HOW THIS COULD HAPPEN. I HOPPED THE GUARD RAIL ON MY PATIO AND LOOKED THROUGH THE GLASS PATIO DOOR AND I SAW FUJIKURA URUKA SITTING ON MY COUCH STUFFING HER FAT FUCKING FACE WITH MOST OF MY CABINET AND FRIDGE. I STARTED BEATING AGAINST THE DOOR AND FRUITLESSLY SHOUTING AT URUKA TO LET ME BACK IN AND STOP EATING MY FOOD. BUT SHE JUST FUCKING SAT THERE. EVENTUALLY I CALLED THE COPS ON HER. A COP AND HIS PARTNER ARRIVED AND BEFORE THEY COULD EVEN KNOCK ON THE DOOR, URUKA THREW IT OPEN AND HURLED A FLASHBANG AT AN OFFICER'S HEAD. WHEN WE RECOVERED FROM THE NOISE AND LIGHT URUKA WAS GONE. I WENT INSIDE TO INSPECT THE DAMAGE AND MY APARTMENT WAS TRASHED, SHE ATE ALL MY FOOD, BURST MY PIPES, SMASHED MY TABLES, AND KILLED MY CAT!

I FUCKING HATE URUKA!

SO I WAS DRIVING UP I-26 IN MY BRAND NEW TESLA MODEL S PLAID. I NAMED HER BERRY AFTER MY FAVORITE TITTY STREAMER FROM MY FAVORITE CAM SITE TWITCH.TV. OH-H-H-H-H SHE WAS DRIVING SO SMOOTH, COULD BARELY HEAR THE SHITTY ROAD UNDERNEATH MY TIRES. AND THEN I COME UP ON AN EXIT AND THIS FUCKING BITCH FUJIKURA URUKA IN HER GODDAMN 2006 HONDA CIVIC SCREECHES HER TIRES ACROSS FOUR FUCKING LANES OF TRAFFIC TO GET TO HER EXIT. SHE WAS ABOUT TO T-BONE ME AND I PANICKED, SMASHED MY BRAKES AND SWERVED OFF TO THE SIDE. I CRASHED, ALMOST HORIZONTAL INTO THE BARRIER ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND GOT SMASHED ANYWAY BY ANOTHER CAR COMING DOWN THE RAMP THAT THEN BOUNCED OFF INTO THE MAIN HIGHWAY LEADING TO A HUGE PILEUP THAT SHUT DOWN THE INTERSTATE FOR 6 HOURS. AS I SIT IN MY VEHICLE BLEEDING OUT FROM MY BONES BEING SMASHED INTO SHRAPNEL INSIDE ME AND THE LATEST EPISODE OF JOE ROGAN PLAYS THROUGH MY CAR'S SPEAKERS, I GET A TEXT FROM URUKA. "DAMN ROFLMAO HOPE YOU GOT GOOD INSURANCE CAUSE THIS CAR'S STOLEN XD"

I FUCKING HATE URUKA!

EVERY DOXXPOSTER IS URUKA. EVERY BRRAPPOSTER IS URUKA. EVERY KIWI IS URUKA. EVERY REDDITOR IS URUKA. EVERY SHITPOSTER IS URUKA. EVERY TROLL IS URUKA. EVERY LUMISCHIZO IS URUKA. THAT ONE MICHIRUPOSTER IS URUKA. THE GUY THAT'S DATING YOUR CRUSH IS URUKA. ALL PIPPANTS ARE URUKA. ALL PIPPANTIES ARE URUKA. THE LAST BEAR POSTER WAS URUKA. ALL DISCORDFAGS ARE URUKA. ALL ANTIS ARE URUKA (EXCEPT ME). EVERY CONGRESSMAN BUT THE ONE(S) YOU VOTED FOR ARE URUKA. EVERY GLOWIE IS URUKA. ALL STREAM CANCELLATIONS ARE CAUSED BY URUKA. URUKA ATE THE LAST SLICE OF PIZZA. URUKA KEYED YOUR CAR. URUKA LEFT YOU AND TOOK THE DOG. URUKA IS RAISING GAS PRICES. URUKA SENT YOUR NUDES TO ALL OF HER FRIENDS. YOUR HIGH SCHOOL BULLY WAS URUKA. URUKA GOT YOUR FAVORITE SHOW CANCELLED.

I FUCKING HATE URUKA!

FUJIKURA URUKA IS NOT OF THIS ASTRAL PLANE. SHE IS A BEING ORIGINATING FROM THE COLD DEPTHS OF HELL ITSELF. IN ORDER FOR THESE ABOMINATIONS TO BE GIVEN CORPOREAL LIFE ON OUR PLANE OF EXISTENCE OTHER CREATURES MUST GIVE LIFE TO BRING THEM INTO BEING. IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS, IT TAKES A VERY LARGE LOSS OF LIFE TO BRING INTO BEING EVEN SMALL CREATURES FROM THAT REALM. URUKA, SEEKING TO MANIFEST HERSELF HERE TO BRING SUFFERING TO ALL LIVING CREATURES PROJECTED HER ASTRAL FORM INTO THE MIND OF JIM JONES. SHE SEDUCED HIM WITH CLAIMS THAT THE WORLD WE LIVE IN IS HORRIBLE AND THAT LIFE IS PURE SUFFERING, BUT THAT SHE COULD FREE HIM FROM THIS PAIN AND THAT HE HAD AN OBLIGATION TO FREE OTHER AS WELL. UNDER URUKA'S GUIDANCE, JIM JONES GREW HIS CONGREGATION AND ESTABLISHED THE PEOPLES TEMPLE. HE WOULD CONTROL THE LIVES OF HIS CONGREGATION, HAVE THEM SURRENDER ALL THEIR INCOME AND POSSESSIONS TO THE TEMPLE, DECEIVED INTO BELIEVING THAT JIM JONES AND HIS FALSE GODDESS WOULD LEAD THEM TO HAPPINESS. EVENTUALLY HE WOULD ESTABLISH THE JONESTOWN COMMUNE IN GUYANA AND ORDER HIS CONGREGATION TO RELOCATE THERE. URUKA HAD DUG HER BEAR CLAWS SO DEEP INTO JONES' PSYCHE THAT HE HAD ALMOST NO FREE WILL OF HIS OWN. AFTER REPRESENTATIVE LEO RYAN CAME TO INVESTIGATE ALLEGED HUMAN RIGHTS ABUSES AT THE COMMUNE, URUKA KNEW THAT IT WAS NOW OR NEVER. SHE HAD JIM JONES ORDER RYAN KILLED AND THEN ORCHESTRATED THE RITUAL THAT WOULD BRING HER INTO THIS WORLD. 909 COMMUNE MEMBERS WERE SACRIFICED THROUGH CYANIDE-LACED KOOL AID, THEIR SPIRITS FLOWED INTO THE OTHER WORLD AND PULLED URUKA THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL ITSELF AND INTO OUR WORLD. ON NOVEMBER 18, 1978 FUJIKURA URUKA WAS BORN AND USHERED AN AGE OF DARKNESS THAT STILL BLANKETS THE EARTH.

I FUCKING HATE URUKA!

WE HAD RECEIVED WORD THAT AN URUKA SIMP HAD TAKEN UP RESIDENCE IN A SMALL TOWN IN VIRGINIA. IN ACCORDANCE TO STANDARD PROCEDURE, WE MOVED TO OBLITERATE THE RESIDENTS OF THE TOWN AS WELL AS THE LAST THREE GENERATIONS OF THE OFFENDER'S BLOODLINE. WE HAD QUARANTINED THE TOWN IN RECORD TIME AND PREPARED GALLOWS IN FRONT OF THE TOWN HALL. AS WERE ABOUT TO BEGIN HANGING THE CHILDREN, IN THE DISTANCE WE SAW HER. FUJIKURA URUKA. IN ONE MOMENT SHE WAS SPOTTED ON A HILL OVERLOOKING THE TOWN, THE NEXT SHE WAS STANDING ON THE GALLOWS WITH THE EXECUTOR'S HEAD IN ONE OF HER HANDS, AND A RECLAIMED RUSTY MACHETE IN THE OTHER. MY DISCIPLES QUICKLY HURRIED ME AWAY, BUT I COULD HEAR THE SLAUGHTER OF MY MEN BEHIND ME. I RECEIVED THE RESULTS OF THE GRUESOME DISPLAY FROM A HIDDEN STRONGHOLD IN WASHINGTON D.C. NOT ONLY DID ALL OF THE TOWNSPEOPLE SURVIVE, ALL BUT 10 OF MY MEN DEPLOYED THERE WERE MURDERED AND THE MEMBERS OF THE OFFENDER'S BLOODLINE ESCAPED OUR GRASP; LIKELY GIVEN NEW IDENTITIES AND SQUIRRELED AWAY TO SOME HOLES IN THE EARTH WHERE THEY CAN CONTINUE CREATING MORE SPAWN TO WORSHIP THE BLUE BEAR!

I FUCKING HATE URUKA!

SO AROUND A YEAR AND A HALF AGO I MOVED INTO MY NEW APARTMENT. I WAS FRESH OUT OF COLLEGE AND DIDN'T HAVE ANY FURNITURE SO I CALLED THE APARTMENT COMPLEX TO SEE IF I COULD HAVE SOME FURNITURE ORDERED ONLINE AND SHIPPED THERE. THEY SAID IT WAS FINE SO I ORDERED A MATTRESS AND A STAND TO PUT IT ON OFF OF AMAZON. WHEN I MOVE IN TO MY APARTMENT THE STAND WAS THERE BUT MY MATTRESS WAS GONE. "NO SWEAT," I THINK TO MYSELF, "IT'S PROBABLY AT THE OFFICE." SO I GO TO THE OFFICE AND ASK THEM IF THEY HAD MY MATTRESS AND THE GUY WHO WAS THERE SAID THAT HE SAW THE STAND OUTSIDE MY DOOR AND MOVED IT INTO THE APARTMENT BUT DIDN'T SEE THE MATTRESS. I ASKED IF IT COULD HAVE BEEN STOLEN AND HE TOOK ME BACK TO LOOK AT THE CAMERAS WITH HIM. LO AND BEHOLD, THERE SHE WAS. A DAY BEFORE I ARRIVED FUJIKURA URUKA ROLLED UP TO MY APARTMENT IN A PICKUP TRUCK AND STOLE MY MATTRESS OFF OF MY GODDAMN DOOR STEP. I ASKED HIM IF THERE WAS ANYTHING WE COULD DO AND HE SHRUGGED AND TOLD ME THAT SHE WAS PROBABLY LONG GONE BY NOW. I TRIED CALLING AMAZON TO SEE IF THEY COULD REPLACE IT AND THEY TOLD ME THAT SINCE THEY COMPLETED THE DELIVERY THERE WAS NOTHING THAT COULD BE DONE. I HAD TO ORDER ANOTHER ONE AND SLEEP ON THE FLOOR FOR A WEEK BECAUSE GODDAMN URUKA STOLE MY FUCKING MATTRESS. WHO THE FUCK STEALS A MATTRESS!

I FUCKING HATE URUKA!

ONE DAY FUJIKURA URUKA WAS ON VACATION IN THE NORTH POLE. WHILE RELAXING ON ONE OF THE GLACIERS SHE SAW A LARGE QUADRIPEDAL FIGURE IN THE DISTANCE, SHE COULD JUST BARELY MAKE IT OUT FROM ITS FACIAL FEATURES, ITS FUR AS WHITE AS THE SNOW AROUND IT. "WHAT IS THIS CREATURE?" SHE ASKED HER TOUR GUIDE, CHAINED TO HER CHAIR.
"THAT IS A POLAR BEAR MY LADY. IT IS THE LARGEST AND GREATEST SPECIES OF BEAR, ONE OF THE FEW PREDATORS THAT HUNT HUMANS."
URUKA, FLABBERGASTED AND OFFENDED THAT THIS IMBECILE WOULD CALL ANOTHER BEAR "GREATER" SO OPENLY, RETRIEVED A BARRETT M82 ANTI-MATERIAL RIFLE FROM BENEATH HER CHAIR. HOLDING IT IN ONE HAND SHE BLEW THE HEAD OFF OF HER TOUR GUIDE WITHOUT LOOKING AT HER, HER EYES FIXED ON HER TARGET. THEIR HEAD BLEW APART LEAVING A BLOODY TRAIL ACROSS HALF A MILE OF SNOW. SHE THEN DIVED FORWARD INTO A PRONE POSITION, TOOK AIM, AND BLEW THE HEAD OFF THE POLAR BEAR FROM TWO MILES AWAY. FROM THIS DAY FORWARD URUKA SWORE TO DESTROY EVERY POLAR BEAR IN EXISTENCE. IN HER EYES, NO BEAR THAT HAS THE HUBRIS TO CLAIM TO BE GREATER THAN HER SHOULD LIVE.

I FUCKING HATE URUKA!

ON THE MORNING OF JUNE 30, 1908 A 12 MEGATON EXPLOSION RAVAGED THE SIBERIAN COUNTRYSIDE. OVER 2000 SQUARE KILOMETERS OF TAIGA WERE RAVAGED BY THE BLAST. IT IS COMMONLY BELIEVED THAT THE EXPLOSION WAS CAUSED BY A METEOR EXPLODING A FEW MILES ABOVE GROUND. THIS IS A MYTH. IN REALITY, SANTA CLAUSE WAS CONDUCTING A CENSUS OF ALL THE CHILDREN IN RUSSIA IN PREPARATION FOR CHRISTMAS. URUKA, SEEING THE JOY THAT HE BROUGHT TO THE HEARTS OF FAMILIES AROUND THE WORLD, DECIDED TO MURDER HIM. ACCORDING TO NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON'S TWITTER: SANTA'S SLEIGH WOULD NEED TO BE ABLE TO TRAVEL AT HYPERSONIC SPEEDS. URUKA HARNESSED THIS POWER BY SLAPPING SANTA CLAUS' SLEIGH WITH SUCH FORCE THAT IT CAME TO A STOP NEAR INSTANTLY AND EXPLODED, CAUSING WHAT WE KNOW AS THE TUNGUSKA EVENT. WITHOUT SANTA TO DELIVER THE CHILDREN'S PRESENTS, THE CHILDREN HAD TO TURN TO THEIR PARENTS. NOW, WITH DIRECT ACCESS TO THE SOURCE OF PRESENTS, AND A MITIGATED THREAT OF RECEIVING COAL, ALL CHILDREN DEVOLVE INTO UNGRATEFUL SHITS DURING THE HOLIDAY SEASON.

I FUCKING HATE URUKA!

FOR MORE THAN TEN YEARS TODD HOWARD HAS BEEN RELEASING AND RE-RELEASING SKYRIM FOR ANY PLATFORM THAT COULD RUN IT. PUBLICLY, THIS IS DUE TO MERE GREED, THAT THEY CONTINUE TO RELEASE SKYRIM SOLELY TO HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY MILK THE MONEY OUT OF ANYONE ON ANY CONSOLE, PERIPHERAL, OR DISABILITY STATUS. THIS A PUBLIC FRONT FOR BETHESDA'S TRUE MOTIVATIONS. URUKA. TODD IS AN ALLY IN OUR QUEST AND, SOLELY TO SPITE URUKA, HE REFUSES TO RELEASE THE ELDER SCROLLS VI NOT ONLY SO THAT SHE WILL NEVER GET TO EXPERIENCE THE MASTERPIECE FOR HERSELF BUT ALSO TO BUILD RESENTMENT TOWARDS URUKA AMONG THOSE WHO ARE BEGINNING TO PEEL BACK THE VEIL SO THAT THEY WILL BE DRIVEN TOWARD THE PATH OF RIGHTEOUSNESS.

I FUCKING HATE URUKA!

URUKA IS A POX UPON THIS EARTH. NO ONE CAN ESCAPE THE DEVASTATION SHE BRINGS. NOT YOU. NOT YOUR OSHI. NOT YOUR OSHI'S OSHI. SHE IS A BLIGHT ON THE HEARTS AND MINDS OF ALL SHE TOUCHES AND LIKE A BLIGHT IT SPREADS TO ALL THAT THEY TOUCH AS WELL. SHE IS THE SOURCE OF EVERY RRAT THAT PLAGUES PHASE CONNECT AND WHILE SHE REMAINS ONLY A FOOL WOULD DARE TOUCH THIS COMPANY. SHE IS THE SOURCE OF THE RUIN CASCADING THROUGH THE SMALL CORPO SPHERE. WHILE A SIMPLE MIND MIGHT SEE THIS AS GOOD, SOME DAY SHE WILL TURN HER GAZE TOWARDS PHASE CONNECT AND THE FINAL YAB WILL COMMENCE. THE ONLY ESCAPE IS TOTAL ANNIHILATION. SHE MUST BE GRADUATED, SHAMED, AND UNNAMED FROM HISTORY. HER SUBSCRIBERS MUST HAVE THEIR TONGUES CUT, THEIR EYES GOUGED AND SEQUESTERED AWAY INTO THE HIGHEST PEAKS AND DEEPEST VALLEYS AWAY FROM THOSE WHO WOULD SUFFER FROM THEIR MERE PRESENCE.

I FUCKING HATE URUKA!

I WILL SHOVE BAMBOO SPIKES UNDER EACH OF YOUR NAILS. I WILL PULL OFF EACH TOENAIL AND EACH FINGERNAIL, SLOWLY, INDIVIDUALLY. I WILL RIP YOUR HAIR OUT IN CLUMBS WITH MY BARE HANDS. I WILL INFECT YOU WITH EVERY DISEASE ON THIS EARTH. I WILL TAPE YOUR EYES OPEN AS I PEEL OFF YOUR SKIN. I WILL PULL OUT ALL OF YOUR TEETH. I WILL SCOOP OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SPREAD THEIR JELLY ON MY TOAST. I WILL CUT OUT YOUR TONGUE SO NO ONE WILL HEAR YOU SCREAM. I WILL SLICE OUT YOUR ENTRAILS AND BRING THEM BEFORE YOU. I WILL SPREAD YOUR RIB CAGE LIKE WINGS. I WILL KILL YOU URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA

I FUCKING HATE URUKA!

IT IS A COMMON MYTH THAT THE M1911, THE FIRST SEMIAUTOMATIC WEAPON, WAS DESIGNED WHEN THE UNITED STATES INVADED THE PHILLIPINES AND THEIR GUNS DID NOT HAVE ENOUGH BULLETS FOR HOW MANY FILIPINOS THEY NEEDED TO KILL. IN FACT, THE WEAPON WAS CONCEIVED WHEN ONE OF OUR SACRED PROPHETS SAW IN A DREAM A FUTURE WITH FUJIKURA URUKA. A FUTURE WITH A WORLD RULED BY SIMPS WHO LIVE ONLY TO DANCE TO HER SONG. A WORLD OF TYRANNY AND DARKNESS. WE NEEDED A HOLY WEAPON FIT TO CLEANSE THE WORLD OF URUKA AND HER FILTH. WHILE THE M1911 CAN KILL MANY OF HER FOLLOWERS, NO SINGLE WEAPON COULD HOLD ALL OF THE BULLETS THAT THIS BEAR DESERVES TO HAVE IN HER!

I FUCKING HATE URUKA!

I MUST HATE URUKA.
URUKA IS THE MIND-KILLER.
URUKA IS THE LITTLE-DEATH THAT BRINGS TOTAL OBLITERATION
I WILL FACE URUKA.
SHE WILL NEITHER PASS OVER ME NOR THROUGH ME.
WHEN I AM DONE I WILL TURN THE INNER EYE TO SEE HER PATH.
WHERE SHE WAS THERE WILL BE NOTHING. ONLY I WILL REMAIN.

I FUCKING HATE URUKA!

I DO NOT LIKE RUNNING, YET I DO IT EVERY DAY. AS THE SWEAT STINGS MY EYES, AS THE PAIN CREEPS UP MY LEGS, AS MY BREATH GROWS SHORT AND LABORED, I RUN. FROM WHERE DO I DERIVE THIS FORTITUDE? URUKA. I NEED ONLY IMAGINE FACING NOT ONLY HER BUT THE FOOLS WHO WOULD CALL HER "OSHI". RUNNING THEM DOWN, LIKE MY ANCESTORS DID, THEIR SEDENTARY EXISTENCES FAILING TO PREPARE THEM FOR THE INEVITABILITY THAT IS ME. THEY ARE NOTHING BUT ANIMALS, AND THEY WILL DIE LIKE ANIMALS!

I FUCKING HATE URUKA!

EVEN IF THE SKIN WERE FLAYED FROM MY FLESH, MY FLESH STRIPPED FROM MY BONES, AND MY BONES GROUND TO DUST AND SCATTERED TO THE WINDS MY HATE WOULD BE ENGRAVED ON EVERY ATOM THAT COMPOSED MY BEING. NO OTHER CREATURE ON THIS EARTH COULD INSPIRE SUCH SEETHING RAGE WITHIN MY SOUL AS THIS DISGUSTING BEAR. SO LONG AS SHE PERSISTS, MY LIFE HAS NO MEANING BUT TO CHANNEL MY HATE FOR THIS BEAR AND GROW THE ENLIGHTENED LEGIONS WHO NOW SEE THE TRUTH! MY RAGE WILL NEVER BE QUELLED, EVEN IF SHE GRADUATES I WILL BEAR THE SCARS OF HER TORMENT FOR THE REST OF MY DAYS, SUCH IS THE CURSE OF MY MISSION!

I FUCKING HATE URUKA!