/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

If you're looking for a place to go fucking bonkers, I've got just the place for you. Hololive's hottest club is "THE MINISTRY CLUB" (said in the Superfriends narrator voice).

This place has everything; poor ratbois, raunchy deermen, slutcubussies, roided-up blondes. And what's that? Is that Big Ben in the corner? No, that's Krono, the resident discord mod turned "playboy" who likes to "play with his own bois" if you catch my drift.

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I read that first line in his voice and then went downhill immediately.

>Canada's hottest club is GWAAAK!!! Located in an decommissioned fallout shelter, this place has everything; electric blankets, ping pong, Jamba Juice, and is that Gawr Gura? No! It's a Korean super model crying as she tries to eat through a suitcase full of bread before it all goes stale.

>If you're looking to just zone out for hours on end and turn your brain to mush, I have just the place for you. Hololive's hottest club is Bunk-a-ROOOOOOOOOONII. This place has everything; berries, automatic chicken farms, the Netheronii, arctic foxes that have their run of the place like they were the spoiled rich kids of a Mexican drug lord! And if you're lucky, you'll have a chance for your very own Krone-job!
>It's that thing where you have a Korean woman larping as an anime girl who will take a task in Minecraft and vastly overcomplicate it, so you're just kind of standing there appreciating the effort she's putting into it even if it could be done more efficiently.