/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I dress up like Polka, look at myself in the mirror and silently sing Popopo. We are not the same.

Reminder that Anime, Hololive, and AX is part of Japan's national defense strategy

Which Holos need to stop shaving their armpits?

I need more EN pollabs, her energy is so contagious

>Hololive
Polka
>Nijisanji
Pomu
>Others
Tenma Maemi

>>22583685
I have faith

>>22086077
Blizzdrones...

>>20577960
Someone should put Yakety Sax over it for maximum comedic effect

>>18723265
You could've just asked, anon.

>>17272175
Piracy is morally correct

>>15955428
The Mario Kart tournament

What do you get when you cross a pissed off vengeful idolfag with nothing to lose, with a rigger who abuses and abandons him?

YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

>Clussy Co.

how does she do it?

>Polka prepared a fucking Batman costume ahead of time to raid every single HoloEN's Minecraft stream post-merge and fangirl over them in real time

This clown is the fucking best.

>>10860166
polka was always on topic

>Only EN streaming is Bae
>Ok I'll give her a chance (again)
>Open stream
>She's speaking Japanese
>Close stream and open Pekora's stream as she's also speaking Japanese but is still funny without understanding more than 5% of what she says

many such cases

A few years ago, I had an abdominal surgery. When I woke up, still drowsy from the anesthetic, the nurse said to me that I would feel uncomfortable for a while because they filled me with gas during the surgery. I had heard about this before and knew that usually when they do this, they tell the patient afterwards to fart out all the gas to feel better.

So she left, my parents left to get something to eat, and I got to work.

Just farting up a storm.

Then at one point, the nurse comes back in. I let out a huuuge fart.

She looked over, and I could see she had a look on her face and was about to say something. I assumed she was going to tell me not to be embarrassed and to continue getting the gas out. So I preemptively said, "Oh no. I'm not going to stop."

Then my sister came to visit. I farted and she was grossed out. I explained that it's part of the process. Well, my sister is a nurse. She stopped me and said that for my surgery (a gall bladder removal) they did not inject any gas into the digestive system - they injected it into the chest cavity. So farting would do nothing to get it out.

Suddenly I realized how insane I looked when that nurse came in. I had let out an enormous fart, she turned to me, expecting me to excuse myself. Instead I looked her dead in the eyes and said, "I'm NOT going to stop!" and continued aggressively farting until she left the room.

oh we count it irys, we count it

>>7164900