/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>33755915
Until the next girl collabs with a guy.

Kronii's Council 1st Anniversary Merchandise is live!
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_council_an1st?variant=43275002904796

>Previous Stream: Jackbox w/ Fauna, Bae, Gura and Ame
https://youtu.be/bmZ3m0gfvJA?t=31121

>Previous Stream:【Powerwash Simulator】ShowINA You A Good TIME With @Ninomae Ina'nis Ch. hololive-EN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJJF7MVILlI

>Tags:
#ourokronii (General)
#krotime (Streams)
#kronillust (Art)
#kroniijokes (Memes)
#OKTK (Fanbase tag)
#kroniirotic (Unofficial Tag for NSFW Art)

>Handy links:
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmbs8T6MWqUHP1tIQvSgKrg
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ourokronii
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@ourokronii_holoen
Free Chat Room: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnAY-x9AtNk
Debut VoD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3oVrq94mGM

>Music:
【Original Song MV】Daydream - Ouro Kronii: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W749jRBg-4
Kronii's Original Song 「Daydream」: https://cover.lnk.to/Daydream
【Original Song MV】Rise -【hololive English -Council- Original Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHibTDJlTJw
Kronii's Latest Cover Song MAFIA / マフィア: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEr1aBephZ8
Kronii's Zatsudan BGM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dP7cdf-EgI
Kronii's Game BGM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE3yq2GQQmk
Kronii's Member BGM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QUt_6oM9jI
Kronii's Birthday BGM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TXGPOaYp30
Kronii's Anniversary BGM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2OoITXJfAI

>Current Schedule:
8/27 - Unarchived Karaoke @ 8PM PST / 11PM EST, (8/28) 4AM GMT, 1PM JST

>If you can't do timezones, consult the following:
https://stream-calendar.vercel.app/

>Previous Thread:
>>31738213

>Current Bond Level: 7.0

>Fanfic Listing:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tBsaVE7MLlrZY8fkE1EK-X4X8qSkbCsKFsmxjwcBUU0/edit?usp=sharing

>Fanart Gallery:
https://azure-gallery.net/illusts?query=vtuber%3A%E3%82%AA%E3%83%BC%E3%83%AD%E3%83%BB%E3%82%AF%E3%83%AD%E3%83%8B%E3%83%BC&kenzen=false

Remember to ignore Schizos and Londoners. KRONII LOVE!

Actually now that I think about it, since we're pretty far removed from a lot of those streams time-wise now, there's probably a decent chance she's not going to linger on certain items during the catchup since she probably wouldn't remember the context, plus she'd want to be able to have a smallish break at least before the Kirby stream.

Stay strong. Keep the faith. At duty's end, we will meet again. We will. We will.

>>23422700
Gentlemen, it has often been said that I like Kronii.

Gentlemen, I like Kronii...

No, gentlemen, I love Kronii!

I love this Hololiver. I love the bunkaronii. I love the defensive lines she puts up.

I love how she has sieged upon my heart, charged me with new energy, helped me mop-up past operations, and retreated from old behavior.

Kronii on the computer, on your phone, on your TV, on your refrigerator, I love every platform I can view Kronii through upon this earth.

I love blasting my speakers to smithereens with audio salvos of her voice that thunder across the edges of my room.

My heart leaps with joy whenever she figures out a game mechanic and she makes a gleeful noise upon realization. And there is nothing like a Londoner being tossed high into the air and cut to pieces by well-placed horny posts. And there is nothing like a Takeshi using SEEEEEEEX to destroy idiot doxxers. And the feeling that comes when a Londoner runs screaming from his blazing bait, only to be mowed down by heavy machine cum fire, is such an exquisite feeling. Like when ranks of Kromies brandish their “bayonets” rushing into the enemy line. It moves me deep within my heart to watch a fresh recruit thrusting and cumming over and over onto the defeated face of a long-dead enemy.

The sight of Londoners being strung up from a street lamp is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing than us prisoners of Kronii dropping like flies, screaming in agony and joy as she sings to us in a sultry Korean voice!

When a band of pitiful trolls makes their final stand with nothing but bad bait, only to have their posts smashed to atoms line by line from 4.8 Gosling posts, I'm in ecstasy.

Gentlemen... All I ask for is Kronii, Kronii so grand as to make Yagoo himself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow brothers in arms what is it that you really want? Do you wish for more Kronii as I do? Do you wish for more live-broadcasts of Minecraft from Kronii? A Kronii whose charm is built with love and self-depreciating humor and bad puns? Do you ask for Kronii to sweep in like a broom, because as I mentioned a moment ago she enjoys bad puns?
>(The soldiers begin shouting/chanting "KRONII" meaning "Kronii")

...Very well. Then Kronii is what you shall have. We are a rockhard member, ready to explode all who oppose us with our mighty cum.

But... After enduring over a month wallowing in the darkness, for us, a simple "ordinary" Kronii will no longer be sufficient.

We need a MASSIVE Kronii! A Kronii beyond any other that man's history has ever known!

We are but a single battalion... The most dedicated of the followers of the Clock. However, I believe that each of you old Kronies is equal to a thousand of their sickly soft YTchat idiots! We represent a force that could outsex an army of a million and one men!

It is time for them to awake the ones who sent us screaming into oblivion, and who now lie sleeping. Let's drag out the Eurobros because of her awful scheduling for them, and remind them of what we are! We will remind them of what it feels like to love an oshi. We will remind them of the sound our voices make against when we “release”.

We will remind them that there are more things between PPT and TMT than are dreamt of in their philosophy.

Our Kroniigruppe of one thousand sexvampires is going to burn this world down to ash.

Yes, my friends! Soon, Youtube's charred remains will illuminate the night sky!

I have brought you all back just as I promised I would. Back to our favorite oshi. Back to our beloved Kronii!

...At last, the Nenelion has crossed the ocean and is heading up the hill. Attention, all soldiers of the Clock Battalion! This is a message from your commander.

Gentlemen... Kro-ni-chi-wa~.

Hey retards, dead hours are over. Stop talking to the schizo. Thanks.

>>15386140
Cool story, Londoner.

We still need the sound file for the version Kronii was getting in Frost Punk for this.

GABE ISN'T REAL
HE'S NOT EVEN A REAL SCHIZO HE GETS PAID IT'S HOW HE AFFORDS ALL THOSE AKAS

STOP RIGHT THERE!
DO NOT BE FOOLED!
THEY WILL REPLY TO THEMSELVES!
DO NOT BE FOOLED!

>>11499400
>Kronii being brute-forced into joining a company where she can't even speak the common language amongst most of the team mates

Man that would be a pretty silly situation... wait...

>alternatively she orchestrates a coup and established New New Bunkaroniii and Suisei ends up being her rule enforcer
>"No, Miko is not a Londoner, nye!"

IGNORE BAIT
THIS IS A WARNING

CHECK THE COMMUNITY TAB

LAY YOUR BETS ON THE CLOCK
CURRENT ODDS FOR AND AGAINST IS 300:1

>>10602038

Anyone got the less authoritarian version of this? I'm pretty sure Kronii didn't go full authoritarian during her Frostpunk run.

ATTENTION ALL KRONIES! IN LESS THAN AN HOUR THE STORM THAT IS THE FAUNA KRONII ASMR STREAM WILL BE HEADING OUR WAY. BE SURE TO FINISH ALL REPS AND ACTIVITIES AND TAKE SHELTER. BE SURE TO IGNORE or kill LONDONERS or rogue goslings God knows there will be many of them TO KEEP HOPE HIGH AND DISCONTENT LOW. THANK YOU.

>>10451038

REMEMBER, SHOOT LONDONERS WHO SHIT UP UNITY CHATS ON SIGHT

ATTENTION ALL KRONIES! THE STREAM IS NOW OVER. YOU MAY NOW RESUME WITH REPS, REST OR WHATEVER ELSE. REMEMBER TO IGNORE or kill LONDONERS TO KEEP HOPE HIGH AND DISCONTENT LOW. THANK YOU.

ATTENTION ALL KRONIES! KRONII WILL BE CELEBRATING THE OPENING OF HER MEMBERSHIP IN LESS THAN 4 HOURS. BE SURE TO COMPLETE ALL REPS FOR THE DAY AND REMEMBER TO IGNORE or kill LONDONERS TO KEEP HOPE HIGH AND DISCONTENT LOW. THANK YOU.

Attention Ourobros and Minutemen, how do we realistically cheer up Kronii when she streams on Monday?
She's clearly bummed out right now. More than usual.

>>9493291
Its not about being special, its about realizing that there more than one group. More than 1, less than 7 billion. The endless retardation of picking between one extreme or the other, in this case either everyone falling into a single digit number of groups or that everyone is individual and unique, is equally retarded.