/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>40850849
melting like those spongebob popsicles

>>40815096
I live in Colorado

Spent 8 hours masturbating last night and now I feel like shit
It is wrong for God to punish me in this way

>>40262432
I fixed mine by going to sleep earlier and waking up an hour earlier.
Now I legitimately can't go to bed any later than like 10 PM, my body instinctively gets tired as hell around then.

>>40160146
https://youtu.be/FCnvdPAx8NY?t=1782

>>40115199
hey there cutie patootie pentomo
why dont you crawl back in bed with me? It's late, what're you doing up?
I have the heat blanket set just right for you, with the fan blowing just how you like it

Can't sleep? why not take some melatonin or listen to podcasts in bed, I dont mind ;)

Page 10 Confession: im very scared of having sex with a girl because i'm afraid they'd be intimidated by my size and that they wouldnt be gentle with my phimosis

stop spamming the board

>>39731243
>>39731277
>>39731372
>and people say POMUDACHIS are weirdo creeps

Pomu

I'm proud of Pomu! She only has like 32 more missions to go in MGSV!
WHOOO LETS GO MGSV IS GONNA LAST A YEAR

rewatching MGSV made me realize she says, "good golly!" a lot...
i'm gonna add that to the compilation

i'm back from my haircut, i told Raqeuis I wanted the number 2 this time, a bit shorter and he looked at me like i called him the n-word again, he gave me a head massage and said it was "free of charge"
I told him thanks and gave him a tip (not the gay way cause im not a gay racist my barber is black btw), and stole the jar of dum-dums they had.
I got in my car and drove around in circles for 5 hours to make sure the FEDS werent following me again and to make sure i broke my key in my deadbolt lock

and now im back bros, what'd I miss?

I took a shower and now im gonna go to my black barber (His name is Raqeuis) and tell him, Racky (thats what I call him it's his pet name but im not racist just cause im white), I say, "GIVE ME THE NUMBER 4 ALL THE WAY AROUND" and he does it.
It feels so nice, and he doesnt talk he shuts the fuck up and just cuts my hair the way I like it every time.
I give him a nice tip and make sure to stuff the dumdums in my pocket when the cashier looks away.

>>38829357
BASED AND TRUTHPILLED

she's addicted to MGSV bros...

>long stream
>Pomu is going to get lost doing side tasks instead of the main missions
i love my oshi so much bros, i missed MGSV

my youtube shorts has become super gay
it's all shirtless, muscley men
and im not even that gay...

I used to get depressed when I saw a new wave
now I just stop caring, but it does make the thread actively garbage for like 2+ weeks.

pomu is also japanese... she's in japan right now!

>>38395452
it's so hard to find good anal doujins that arent gay and that focus on the anal itself

Pomu's coming back this week right?
Like she wouldn't miss the collab with selen right?
and it's not on her shitty laptop right?!

>>38313522

>>34149889
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