/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>26031372
>>26031429
If Kson and (whatever Rushia goes by now) sign up, vtubing will have truly transformed into pro wrestling for weebs.

>>20499937
This is a supremely blessed vocaroo.
I wish more chubbas took the opportunity to treat wrestling promos as copypastas

Well if nothing else all the bullshit has led to some quality bits tucked in between the bait and baited

You know something, Frootcakes, first things first: I want the Doctor Gunrun to know, the Doctor ArtGun to know, Doctor MowtenDoo to know, that the release forms have been signed. You're not responsible for the last couple of fractures in the forearm, brother. The main priority in the Live2d Rigging strap match is to have flexibility of the wrist that you strap to your opponent with, brother, because in the Live2d Rigging strap match, when you're in the four corners of the battlezone, the main priority is—is to get the body in the proper position for the strapation, dudes.

When I get NuxTaku right where I want him, when I get him out of wind, sucking air, sweating from head to toe, I will call out to Live2d strapmaster Lord Commander Chaos on ringside, and I will say to Lord Commander Chos at ringside, 'Gimme Live2d Rigging punishment strap number one.' And as I strap your body, NuxTaku, as you scream to the heavens for mercy, as I see your skin start to bubble off your body, you will drop to your knees and you will say, 'Please, Ms. Froot, please, I can't take it anymore. Please, I'm sorry I crossed the line.'

And as I hear you beg for mercy, NuxTaku, that's when I will call to the strapmaster Lord Commander Chaos at ringside for Live2d Rigging Punishment strapage number two. That's when the heavier belts will come out. That's when I will strap your skin and the flesh will bubble. That's when the flesh will start to peel from your hide. And as I see the raw pink meat on your back brother, I will take it to another level. I will transform from Froot to Apricot. I will double strap you with both fists, and you will scream to the heavens, 'Please, Apricot, don't hurt me anymore.' And I will never stop!