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In a high rise building in Tokyo 12 old Japanese men in fancy suits are all sitting around a table. They are shareholders in anycolor INC and this is the board meeting where the CEO is trying to convince his shareholders that he is doing a good job. A lower employee has been given the task to make a presentation of the companies finances while the CEO sweats in the background. The employee changes from slide to slide showing the economics of all the branches until one of the shareholders stands up, emitting a huge groan in the process. “Korea and Indonesia branch, why do we have them if they don’t make as much money as the main branch and English branch?” he says. The CEO struggles to start explaining while the whole room erupts in agreement. He struggles to mumble things about the potential market growth but he gets interrupted over and over again. “Let’s just shut em down! What good do they do?!” shouts one of the shareholders and after a quick 1 minute vote among the shareholders it’s unanimous, shut down these small foreign branches. The CEO quickly begins agreeing with them to make them happy but quickly begins starting to make a plan to save them. After weeks of internal discussion he realizes that the absolute best he can do is to transfer them all to the main branch so he can pretend in front of the shareholders that these branches are shut down forever.