/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Goddammit. I've already fapped 3 times today but a mere mention of impregnating someone makes my loin hard again.

>Be me.
>wake up in my bed.
>See IRyS staring at my crotch.
>She smiles & greets me "rise and shine, sweetie~".
>wat
>She take my pants off while giggling mischievously.
>And touch my morning wood with her soft hand.
>Her eyes...Are full of anticipation?
>OK wtf
>She said something about taking care of my throbbing boner for my own good.
>Basically she's trying to justify herself about wanting to give me a blowjob.
>Yeah, right.
>I shut her dorky gibberish by gave her an OK sign. Then she quickly jumb on my bone.
>It's clumsy but at the same time...Very endearing?
>It starting to feel good...
>I pat her head & caress her hair.
>She said "hey, don't do that~" while she is still sucking you know what.
>IRySocute.
>While i enjoying the time of my lyfe, i heard someing...
>A loud fart noise.
-Wake up.
-It's my grandfather.
-He's slapping & exercising his weak legs.
-Oh, right. I had a dinner and fall asleep.
>Itsallamotherfuckingdream.jpg
-My grandmother laughs bc grandpa farts so loud it wakes me up.
-She told me it's already 10pm so go home already.
-I wobbly walked back home.
-fapped to lewdRyS 3 times before went to bed.

All of this happended yesterday and it was REALLY confusing.
Screw you, grandpa. I didn't even get to the good parts. AND you were brapped in front of my face too.