/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I masturbate 3 times a week. 1 of those is because im getting horny and 2 of those so I dont have a fucking wet dream that ruins my underwear and bed sheets while I sleep.
Also this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSn1g-6h1OQ

>>5485671
>old bones
>dog goes frequently to the gym doing fitness reps
>looks fit af on her roommate pics
> chokes her viewers with an arm strength only Kanata could rival.
The Exitdoor to global is that way newfag.

>>4698666

Hello Newfag! Welcome to /vt/. You saw a bunch of Clips and experienced the Joy of watching Vtubers...your ready to conquer the Holo world, Congratulations! But wait, your wondering, where should you start? Which Holo, is the best for you? Worry not, anon, here is the ultimate starter guide for our lovely Idols and which ones to watch. Enjoy, and good luck out there! Don't forget to upvote this fellow Redditors.

>Soda
WATCH, 1 Stream of her to pay your respect then forget about her
>Apex Robot
WATCH, if FPS Fan, if not still watch her newfag!
>AZKi
WATCH, Listen to her Music, skip everything else.
>Susei
WATCH, If you want Mediocre in an idol, shes your girl.
>Miko
AVOID, don't support Rapists
>Friend (Fubuki)
AVOID, shes a Furry.
>Matuli
WATCH, SHE NEEDS HELP, your help! BECOME SUICDEWATCH
>Haato/Haachama
Fuck no, AVOID.
>Mel
WATCH, Wholesome and lewd. Quite a girl.
>Aki
Who?
>Choco
AVOID, Only talks about Girl shit. It's literally having a GF without sex. Pick Rushia/Lamy instead.
>Subaru
WATCH, mute her streams and enjoy!
>Ayawhore
AVOID, we leave it at that.
>Aqua
Watch, but shes graduating, Skip.
>Shion
AVOID, use her to fap, skip her streams.
>Fatto Catto
AVOID, she fat
>Vomit Hag
WATCH, Chill Personality, Design is pure sex
>Dog
AVOID, Wait a few years until her Son becomes a vtuber, then watch him.
>Pecola
If your a Kusogaki, your number 1 choice, if not skip this.
>Rushia
AVOID, sweet GFE simulator but crazy, never put your dick in crazy
>Maririn
AVOID, nice ass, but not worth it bro
>Elffriend
AVOID, shes gonna suck your akasupas like a slut.
>Noel
WATCH, BIGGEST BOOBS
>Twap
AVOID, you thank me later.
>NAAAAAAAA
AVOID, skip for 6 months then return and WATCH and become a loyal Knight.
>Watamelon
WATCH, wholesome bich
>Reddit Dragon
WATCH, shes a bad bitch. AVOID IF CHINESE
>Kanata
AVOID, her singing makes you legit deaf
>Botan
WATCH, super good, can't go wrong.
>Lamy Love
AVOID, Cute GFE Experience but her Fanbase is a cult. I repeat AVOID.
>Porka
AVOID, you will go Insane with her.
>Super Max Nene
WATCH, super cute.

>Holo EN Don't Bother.
>Holo ID Don't Bother.

>Kneel to the Hololive Gamer

Is it me or this doggo's voice is cuter than usual today?