/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

God I wish Haruka would just gently poke my eyes out with a fork while I lay bound on a table. All I could know is the sound and heat coming off from an unknown device. She'd proceed to make happy reindeer noises as she took out her hatchet. Chop, and the the hatchet sinks into my stomach. Chop. Chop. Chop.
She props the skillfully made hole open, which exposes my innards.

I begin to feel heat as she rattles about. She pours molten lead all over my innards. I feel her loving liquid load fill the emptyness inside me. She smiles. She is perfect.

God I wish Haruka would just force me bathe with Zen until I burst like a sausage in a microwave.

God I wish Haruka would just tell me a bedtime story, soak the bed with tar and gasolene, lock me in the bedroom, and light the room on fire.

God I wish Haruka would just trap me in a coffin, dose me in gasoline and cremate me alive

God I wish Haruka would just bite my ear off and snuggle me until I asphyxiate