/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Damn luca looks like THAT!?! Based

Ladies and Gentlemen! Please welcome our first fighter! He's the 6 and a half foot, 300 pound beast! He's giving us the cap.. the emotes.. and.. linkage!!
Prepare to enter the Tru3munity!!!... It's..!! Tru3333333-Ta1eeeeeeeeeeeeeent!!!!
>crowd goes ballistic, woman screaming throwing their panties at the ring
>Tru3 walks in waving, and sits down in corner, Otz with a towel starts giving him his prep talk

Annnnnnnnd our second contestant! Heee's the sub 70 kilogram, top 70 percintile mmr, human-like rat..
Watch out! Or you might just become ableist, racist AND sexist after he's done slandering you!
Itttttt's!!!... Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaat-Juuuuuuuuuund!!!!!!!!!
>Scott walks out meekly, unbiased survivoids in the crowd who detest Tru3 cheer
>Scott sits in the other corner, Jen starts gearing him up in american football gear
>Tru3 glances over and winks at Jen, she looks down and blushes
>Scott looking miffed

Survivoids and Killerchads... LETS GET READY TO RUUUUMMMBLLLLEEEEEE!!!
*DING DING*
>Tru3 wallops Scott in the face, breaking his helmet and knocking him out
Tru3: Big mistake... Vile Rodent..
>Crowd goes mental, Tru3 wins the belt, graciously leaves the out-cold rat cash to pay for his hospital/therapy bills
>Tru3 goes back home and fucks Kat, Jen and Nina while wearing the belt