/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>12686995
>roboco
Literally the ultimate whore. You want to know why? Because she's a robot. She's the ultimate modular sex dispenser, you can make her do anything by buying and 'upgrading' her body as you feel like.

Do you like small boobs? Big boobs? Somewhere in the middle? Doesn't matter, new chestplate. Futa fan? Boy do you have any idea how many robodicks there are out there on the market? Small dicks, big dicks, unrealistically big dicks, dicks that don't even look human, balls or no balls, piston dicks, with colored cum, flavored cum, glowing cum, sticky cum watery cum, whatever the fuck you want for the ideal futanari experience.

Do you want just a regular pussy? Well, there's that too. If you want you can get just a normal pussy, but there's lots of other crazy ones too. You can get a pussy that conforms to the shape of your dick, you can get a pussy that moves around for additional stimulation... the cheaper ones don't have heating or lubrication but if you're willing to bust out some extra cash you'll be busting in a pretty realistic one soon enough.

Upgrade them hips, make 'em child-rearing. Give her cat ears, change the color of her skin. Don't like the glasses? Don't worry, she doesn't need them either. Want new hair? New eye colors? Special feet, special hands? Multiple arms, multiple eyes, multiple legs? A long tongue to wrap around your dick? A special artificial womb that can simulate a pregnancy? New eye color, new tongue colors. Don't like her voice box? Change it, you can make her deeper, higher, maybe even cunny voice if that's what you want, or you can go crazy with it and make her sound like a dude. Maybe even get the ultra high tech guro, piss or scat modules if you're into that crazy shit. It's all yours, friend, you just gotta cough it up.

Hell, even after you're done upgrading your very own Roboco, you can treat her as you like. You can be gentle if you want! But you can be as rough as you want and she won't break, she's a sturdy little robot girl after all. You can mess around with her personality module, give new fetishes or remove some you don't like. Dom or sub, doesn't matter, she can do it. Wipe her memories, or make her completely loyal to you. You can overclock her modules, make her go fuckin' crazy with the kind of robo-orgasm you'd never be able to give a real woman. Just... be aware of the amount of maintenance you're gonna have to do afterwards, a nut like that is sure to make her actual bolts and nuts go loose.

Hell not just sex, think about all the possibilities outside of that. She can be your maid, she can install a cooking module so you'll never have to worry about going hungry again. She can do your groceries for you, she can even become a master singer or artist overnight. If you're willing to get in touch with some of my, uh, 'underground' contacts you might even be able to install her with some weapons to serve as an efficient bodyguard (just make sure to make them hidden though, you don't wanna get in trouble with the boys in blue). She can take care of your pets, your kids if you have 'em (weirdo), anything you want, in and out of the bedroom.

So, what will it be? You taking a Roboco home or not?

t. tulpanon

>>10923947
You think I don't? Sadly I realized that I would have had to start watching every single holo to comprehend their personality if I wanted to keep doing that series so I just quietly cancelled it. Maybe I really will write something about Roboco some day, though.

I AM GOING TO SEXPOST ABOUT OTHER VTUBERS AND I CANNOT BE STOPPED