/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I am the last Vesyume.. With the other anon the other day.

>>39821713
>"And like, they're on the highway right? And up ahead in like, in the other lane there's this truck. And that truck, it's carrying bricks, loose stone bricks. And this guy is driving with his wife - or partner, I dunno, his significant other. And a brick WHOOSHES off the truck, and it hits the windshield. And you don't really get a good look at the, at the result, but you can hear him going absolutely ballistic right when it happens. It was... you can tell it was a direct hit. Anyways, when I see a big truck carrying bricks on the road I pretend the monkey chasing me is taking the lead and blocking the bricks for me. Like a really hairy guardian angel.