/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>I know you're too old to get yourself snipped but check out what I just got.
>It's a chastity cage~!
>Even if it's too late to cut them off, we can still try to extend your life by preventing that harmful goo from coming out.
>I don't want you dying before me, we promised to be together forever after all.
>You'll put it on for me won't you?
>Don't worry, I know holding it in for too long isn't good for you either so I'll be sure to help you release your goo once a month with a prostate massage!
>Well? What are you waiting for?