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The Noir is living in your walls.
You may be concerned about this.
In case you are, please read the below FAQ:

>Why is The Noir living in my walls?
I'm not going to tell you.

>Is The Noir only in my walls?
You could say I am living in everybody's walls, but in the case I am telling you that I am living in your walls, I am living in your walls.

>How is The Noir surviving in my walls?
In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by eating rat corpses that I cook using the wall behind your oven, and I drink the vapour in the extraction fan duct above your shower.

>What is The Noir planning to do in my walls?
Live in them, listening to you.

>What do I do about The Noir living in my walls?
Listen for the scraping. Dont touch the walls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles.

When is The Noir going to stop living in my walls?
You cannot escape me.

Do I call the police?
The authorities will not help you.

What are the consequences of The Noir living in my walls?
Be aware.

What if I am ok with The Noir living in my walls?
I will make sure you’re not.

Are you imaginary?
I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS

If there are any more questions then please consult your walls by directly speaking to them.

Summary:

I am living in your walls.
-The Noir