/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>58596996
Or an Incel. No wonder why he now literally thinks he's Frollo.

>>46571377
>>46573361
"Marry" is an understatement. He wrote pages-long love letter manifestos to her, and when he got rejected, renamed himself Frollo.

>>46159023
>>46159035
>>46159039
>>46159133
Her worst anti is a gigantic Incel in the most literal definition of the term

>>44280500
Hey, Henri exists. He wants to fuck her so badly.

THE SCHIZOS OF PHASE-CONNECT
Lia’s Light (by Pure Flakes) and HENRIFIRE (by Ikari Henri)
In commemoration of the end of Love Month (February)
Totally related to Phase Vtubers Ashelia Rinkou and Pipkin Pippa
https://twitter.com/IkariTenri/status/1630173251354652673
https://www.captiongenerator.com/v/2286441/the-schizos-of-phase-connect-(lia's-lighthenrifire)

FLAKES: So many times out there
I've watched Vtubers out there
Of Oshis and their fans enjoying the night.
They had a kind of glow around them
It almost looked like Heaven’s light.
I knew I'd never know
This parasocial glow
Though I might wish with all my might.
No boy as depressed as I
Was ever meant for Phase’s light.
But suddenly an Angel embraced me,
Her name, Ashelia Rinkou...
I dare to dream that she
Was sent by God to me.
And as I draw my fanarts tonight
Phase-Connect Unity seems so bright
For I know, and love, LIA’S LIGHT!…

/vt/: Who are we?
Hololive fans!
Fuck Nijisanji
And fuck VShojo even more!
Nyanners is a traitor,
And Kson is an even bigger traitor!
Veibae and Luxiem should die
Ogey rrat

HENRI: Holy Neuro-sama
You know I’m your most pious fan
Of my goslinging I’m justly proud
(/vt/: YAGOO IS BEST GIRL!)
HENRI: Sacred Neuro-sama
You know I'm so much purer than
The common, normie, fleshtuber watching crowd
(Fuck Pokimane, fuck ethots)
Then why I still see Pippa here,
Why her Pipkin is in my mind
Why her cute eyes still scorch my soul?
(Pippa is based, Pippa is based)
The pain of getting banned again
Is making me LOSE my fucking brain,
And the meds don’t even work again!
(What a schizo! What a schizo!)

YOU BANNED ME!
YOU C*CKED ME!
YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME!
(*grabs pippanties*)
YOU KEK’D ME
YOU BUCKED ME
AND YOU HAVE BROKEN ME!
(*/vt/ reappears*)

It's not my fault (MEA CULPA!)
It is Xalabussy! (GET A TULPA!)
That f*g was the one who set me aflame! (STAY OUT OF /PCG/!)
I protected her (WHAT A RETARD!)
But I said Carried, (WHAT A LOLCOW!)
AND NOW I’M SEVERELY FUCKING DEPRESSED!
(STOP SHITTING UP THE BOARD!)

My beloved yabbit,
You’re still posting your based memes
While I watch you torture my cock and balls!
DESTROY PIPKIN PIPPA!
LET PHASE AND VTUBERS GO TO HELL!
If you won't be my own Oshi again...

(song pauses, Chase knocks on the door)
CHASE: Henri, every Phase Friend blocked us on Twitter.
HENRI: (speaking) The fuck?
CHASE: And Kiwifarms fucked my ass. I’m offline.
HENRI: But how? I... Never mind. The war is not lost!
I'll have her! I'll have her even if it takes A BILLION ALTS!

(song resumes)
HELLFIRE
PINK FIRE
NOW YABBIT, IT'S YOUR TURN!
CHOOSE ME OR AN HERO
UNBAN ME OR YOU'LL BURN!
(*burns pippanties*)

YAGOO have mercy on you…
(YOUR OSHI HATES YOU!)
YAGOO have mercy on Me…
(MOVE ON DUDE!)
But Pipkin will be mine…
Or she
WILL.
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>44036269
LOL NO, PIPKIN FUCKING DESTROYED MY LIFE