/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I don’t know why people are getting horny over this menhera who would get mad at you not for random smacking her ass, but because she knows you could’ve smacked it harder.

Moom on the telly!

>>22364273
no lie

Matsuri cute! Watch her sing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9xHNzNfSXU

Matsuri is cute!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nD7aQ_cKAM

They say don’t stick your dick in crazy, but throwing Matsuri’s ankles up behind her ears and taking her to pound town is a very tempting thing…

>>12383343
Here’s a more modern version:
>For years, tell all your fans you're a lonely virgin who was bullied in school for being fat in order to maximize simp bucks.
>Sexually harass your coworkers, but they don't mind that much because you're a self professed virgin loser who's just lonely and in need of physical contact and so are seen as mostly harmless.
>Some guy on twitter keeps telling people he made it with you so you freak out on your roommate account and tell everyone you haven't had a boyfriend in over 4 years, exposing your lie about being a virgin.
>Cry on stream while being princess carried to masters by predators in APEX.
>Spend hundreds of thousands of yen (several $1000) on akasupas for some random dude's youtube channel.
>Ask Coco for her Line contact info, only for her to respond, "Ew, gross".
>The drama with Haachama is some of the worst interpersonal drama in Hololive history only because you made it public in the most unprofessional way possible.
>Constantly flirt with male collab partners in front of your viewers, regularly telling them you'll send them nudes if they want them.
>Literally in the middle of saying "I haven't had a boyfriend for over four yea-" THE HAND appears. You make up the most obvious lie possible, but are still willing to needlessly worry your most loyal and gullible fans.
>Despite all of this, you're never once punished by Hololive management and instead are featured in more and more promotions, which probably only means one thing.
>People realize that guy on twitter from earlier in the year was probably telling the truth and was actually some guy she had a one night stand with.

Also, we'll never know for sure, but at this point is there any doubt that she's the reason why Kaoru had to leave?

Matsuri in 20 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPKt55j7GoQ

>3 games into APEX and chill
>She gives you this look

What do?

>>4011772
I think there's another Hololive member that would fit better as your oshi.