/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*FINAL EN TALLY OF THE DAY IS IN*

>1/25 DAILY TALLY
7,600: Millie (Nijisanji)
6,909: Millie (Nijisanji)
6,703: Regis (Hololive)
5,091: Aia (Nijisanji)

>EN GOLD FOR JANUARY 2023
1. Amelia (Hololive) - 19,255 (New Years Countdown and Karaoke)
2. Vox (Nijisanji) - 15,692 (Clubhouse Games w/Mysta)
3. Mumei (Hololive) - 14,736 (Tasting Fruits w/Fauna)
4. Ike (Nijisanji) - 7,576 (Kuukiyomi 3)
5. Mysta (Nijisanji) - 12,036 (Return stream)
6. Vox (Nijisanji) - 13,946 (Collab w/Petra, Enna, Reimu, Sonny, Scarle, Doppio, Kotoka, and Ver)
7. Amelia (Hololive) - 24,748 (Mini Live and Birthday Zatsu)
8. Flayon (Hololive) - 30,354 (Vtuber Debut)
9. Ina (Hololive) - 35,609 (Return Stream)
10. Pomu (Nijisanji) - 21,699 (w/Reimu, Vox, Ren, Scarle, Sonny, Uki, Aia, Kyo, Fungus, Zaion, Ike, Doppio, and Enna)
11. Alban (Nijisanji) - 10,434 (Heave Ho w/Fungus, Uki, and Sonny)
12. Ina (Hololive) - 14,195 (Drawing)
13. Mysta (Nijisanji) - 14,877 (Luxiem Off-collab)
14. Elira (Nijisanji) - 56,103 (3D Debut)
15. IRyS (Hololive) - 9,798 (GeoGuesser)
16: Mori (Hololive) - 21,756 (Monopoly w/Kronii, Noir, and Magni)
17. Luxiem Channel (Nijisanji) - 27,078 (Super Smash Bros. Off Collab FIRST EVER OMG)
18. Amelia (Hololive) - 9,448 (Return Stream)
19. Mumei (Hololive) - 12,204 (Drawing w/Ina)
20. Mumei (Hololive) - 13,608 (JP Karaoke)
21. Finana (Nijisanji) - 32,491 (3D Debut)
22. Selen (Nijisanji) - 32,339 (0 Stars, not enough flips, not in Tokyo Dome)
23. Selen (Nijisanji) - 29,293 (0 Stars, Jay Briscoe is rolling in his grave)
24. Mumei (Hololive) - 10,836 (Minecraft w/Kaela)
25. Millie (Nijisanji) - 7,600 (Offcollab w/ Elira, Pomu, Rosemi, Enna, Nina)

>GOLD PER COMPANY
Nijisanji - 13
Hololive - 12
Others - 0

>GOLD PER STREAMER
4x: Mumei
3x: Amelia
2x: Ina, Vox, Mysta, Selen
1x: Ike, Flayon, Pomu, Alban, Elira, IRyS, Mori, Finana, Millie

>POINTS PER STREAMER (gold = 5pts, silver = 3pts, bronze = 1pt)
26p: Mumei
22p: Ina
18p: Vox
16p: IRyS, Mysta
15p: Amelia
13p: Selen, Fauna
8p: Kiara, Ike, Millie
6p: Kronii
5p: Flayon, Pomu, Alban, Elira, Mori, Finana
3p: Baelz, Sonny, Hakka, Enna, Luca
1p: Meloco, Shinri, Gavis, Axel, Uki, Regis

>>16151554
Wonder what gave that away...

>>16062392
She could marry outside of japs, since westerners care less about a woman being a cake or not a dedicated housewife.
It also means I have a chance.

Who is the highest IQ vtuber?

>>11596529
Perhaps. For now I'll go with this one. But if I get the inspiration for it, I'll do that.

>>11594631
>You eyes practically jumped out of your skull at the sigh
>You responded in an extremely worried tone
>"Oh my god Suisei!? What happened to your penis!?"
>Suisei stifled a laugh
>He looked as if he saw someone get their arm chopped off
>"Silly, girls don't have penises. That's something only boys have."
>Suisei sat down on the seat, opening her legs so he could get a full view
>"Girls have vaginas, though personally..."
>Sui's voice lowered to a whisper
>"I prefer pussy. But don't tell anyone that word. It's not what idols ought to say."
>Without even an ounce of a shame, this proud, seiso idol began letting a steady stream of urine straight into the bowl
>You quickly turned your head away, shocked at the indecency of an idol
>It was like watching a superhero rob a store at gunpoint in broad daylight with a smile on his face
>"Aww it's ok little one. We all do it. No harm in staring."
>You couldn't do it of course, too impolite
>"Now it's your turn."
>Your face turned pink
>"But..."
>"Don't fret silly. I've seen it plenty of times. You know, your mommy let me bathe you when you were a baby right?"
>"Really?"
>"Yeah. Nothing to be ashamed off. You know something else? I went to medical school. I could give you a checkup too, just to make sure everything is working ok."
>You were visibly uncomfortable but you promised you'd do what she said and nodded
>Suisei flipped the switch of the bidet on and water sprayed her womanhood
>You jumped, having never seen a bidet before
>"Oh don't be scared sweetie. This is a bidet. You see, women always have to clean their private area after they pee so this helps do that. Well, boys do too of course but girls do it in a different way."
>Suisei got up, keeping her skirt around her ankles
>"Don't be scared. Or how about this? Want to sit on my lap? That way I can protect you."
>You nodded, completely forgetting your discomfort
>Suisei kneeled and unbuttoned your belt, pulling your pants and underwear to your knees
>Sui got that hungry look again as she saw your rod in it's full, unsheltered glory
>You put your hands to cover your shame and suisei smiled
>"You're cute kiddo. You're cute."
>She lifted you up and sat you both down on the seat
>She put one arm around your stomach, hugging you tightly into her body
>"Now it can be a bit hard to aim while sat on top of me and I'd really like not pee all over my thighs so..."
>Sui-chan's finger delicately traced down your shoulder, across your tummy, did a circle around your abdomen and finally traced the length of your penis, very gently grabbing it between her thumb and forefinger
>It took everything in Suisei's power not to simply give into her animalistic desires
>She had to be measured in this
>Slow and steady, that was the name of the game
>"Go whenever you're ready."
>You pushed and pushed but nothing emerged
>You were too pee shy
>"Can't go?"
>You shook your head
>"Here. I have a trick that works with boys sometimes."
>She gently moved both fingers up and down your length in a gliding motion
>You felt something stir in you, but you didn't have a name for that feeling
>It felt both amazing and wrong at the same time
>Suisei gently lay her chin on your head
>"Just relax. Comet's got you. She won't let any harm come to you."
>Your hose began to release and you emptied your bladder
>"goooood boy~ healthy boy."
>Finally finished, you attempted to get up but Suisei kept you seated
>"we aren't done. I'm going to turn the bidet on. You ready? I promise it doesn't hurt."
>"O-ok.."
>"Remember. After this you get some cake."
>Sui put her hand on the button
>"Three... two... one."
>water sprayed up through her lips and up through to your penis
>Suisei could barely contain lustful ecstasy
>All of her fluid was mixing into the water and flying straight up your balls and penis, completely unbeknownst to you
>It was enough to make a girl sweat
>"You ok Suisei? You're panting and your face is red."
>Suisei's trance broke and she nodded
>"Y-yes. I'm fine. I'm fine."
>She picked you up and set you down
>She pulled off your pants, quickly swiped your underwear and hiked your pants back
>"G-go uh... go downstairs and wait for me. I just need to take care of something real quick."
>"R-right."
>The moment the door closed, Suisei put her back to the floor and put her fingers inside herself, using her other hand to smell your underwear
>In her whole life, she had never achieved release so quickly
>A new record: three orgasms in the span of simply 4 minutes
>Sui-chan lay there in a puddle of sweat and her own juices
>These few days, she knew, were going to be the best few days of her life

>>575721
Any meta where I can fit 4x Suisei in a top tier deck and still do well is good to me