/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>67367991
Romeo and juliet were hormonal teenagers who only knew each other for like a week, they were just pussies, jesus fuck man this moving png business is so much worse

>>67327420
Bud... Rosemi is 10 years old... She's going to die. Why are you even worrying about things like that when she's not even going survive your adult dick tearing her insides?
Who cares about c-sections when you are going do perform a vivisection on her by putting it inside her 5th grader cunny?

You are such an irresponsible rosebud.

>>66598376
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>>65215008
Spending christmas alone fucking sucks

>>65168249
WHO ASKED

>>63330527
because he opened /NijiEN/ today

>ghosted his manager for a week because he was too depressed to get out of bed
how do I save Ike

good night

i will curse this day to never happen, i seriously hate ikeakuma shipper and how obnoxious they are when ike and vox do nothing besides just existing. How can they not just enjoy two people talking to each other and having fun without turning off their shipper-o-meter and delusions down. The biys do nothing but shippers still found a way to make some kind of scenarios that their theories are real and that they actually are a couple(fr fr trust me) and don't even tell me how even though i block everyone that does this kind of behavior still end up appearing in my tl when they collab or even include them together in every fucking fanart even though its not even needed like i want solo art of them not a snippet of delusional ship just to make it believable. I fucking hate shippers and they ruin everything for everyone because they can't keep it in their pants and minds. Can't they just simply fucking die or just ship them in their fucking corners instead of showing it to everyone by putting it in your face...

>>57279100
>I've never seen a playthrough of dave the diver
I dunno anything about the game but we can get a "sea people" screenshot for soundpost related

>>56462197
everything reminds me of him

>>56441584
I don't have female bros to kiss...

THIS IS A NORMALFAG UNFRIENDLY THREAD
IF YOU HAVE EVER HAD SEX GET OUT
IF YOU HAVE EVER KISSED ANYONE GET OUT
IF YOU HAVE EVER HELD HANDS ROMANTICALLY WITH SOMEONE GET OUT
IF YOU HAVE MORE THEN ONE LONG-TERM FRIEND GET OUT

>>56044244
Ike is a neglectful abuser who abandons me and disappears and returns of his own volition with no regard for my well-being just like my father did throughout my childhood

>>55728654
I'm not seeing that in my bank account.
>>55728683
Picking off glue on my hands isn't that bad, it's not like I was eating it.

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>>53571376
Everything reminds me of him

I was fixing my obs settings and i missed ike joining i hate myself

>>50404494
I dunno about Pomu but sex with Rosemi would be the worst.

She's fragile with a weak constitution which would make sex one of the most terrible ideas if you want to express your love (or lust) to her.

Her first time would be the worst because there's a big risk of your dick getting stuck inside her and also a huge chance of her dying. Her pussy would be so tight that anything that goes inside it's most likely to get stuck, also she would bleed a lot when you pop her cherry. And by a lot I mean a concerning amount. She would be constantly in pain and eventually start crying, if you were to force yourself and don't stop the bleeding will only increase and eventually she might die of blood loss. She would get so tight you dick might also asphyxiate due to the pressure of her grip.
Basically a total shit fest.

Eventually, assuming you convince her for a second round, it would be almost the same minus the bleeding and excessive tightness yet she's still going to cry and complain about the pain.
Also it's still too tight and it might take you months of foreplaying, dilation, lube and stuff to be able to do full penetration and most likely you would need a small dick to barely enjoy yourself. Did I mention the pain never goes away?
If you wanna hear her scream and are feeling ugly bastard enough you can try and force yourself in but I can guarantee you you are definitively going to tear something inside there and she's just going to fucking die of blood loss.

And don't get me started on casual sex, for starters her vagina is sort of allergic to all condom materials and she absolutely hates the feeling of them so zero protection. Despite her body is made to unironically kill her either during or after rape or pregnancy she's ridiculously fertile. Precum is good enough to get her pregnant so I hope your rocky adventure is actually to get her pregnant and not for pleasure.
By the way there's 100% chance she's going to die during childbirth even if surgery is an option. That one 8 years old south american kid that got pregnant had more chances of surviving than Rosemi.
And before you ask anal with Rosemi is literally the same except that she will die every time you try it because her rectum is too delicate and will easily rip with every thrust.

So there you have it.
Forgive me it's early in the morning and I'm already drunk.

>>50153634

someone should make a LATAM version of this