/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Whenever you tried to attack one of these holofags, your hand closed on a jelly-like
slime which divided up and poured through your fingers, but in the next moment collected again. But if you really struck one of these fellows so telling a blow that, observed by the audience, he couldn’t help but agree, and if you believed that this had taken you at least one step
forward, your amazement was great the next day. [He] had not the slightest recollection of the day before, he rattled off his same old nonsense as though nothing at all had happened, and, if indignantly
challenged, affected amazement; he couldn’t remember a thing, except
that he had proved the correctness of his assertions the previous day.

Sometimes I stood there thunderstruck. I didn’t know what to be more
amazed at: the agility of their tongues or their virtuosity at lying.

Wheneveryoutriedtoattackoneoftheseholofags,
yourhandclosedonajellylikeslimewhichdividedupand
pouredthroughyourfingers,butinthenextmomentcollected again.Butifyoureallystruckoneofthesefellowssotellinga
blowthat,observedbytheaudience,hecouldn'thelpbutagree,
andifyoubelievedthatthishadtakenyouatleastonestep
forward,youramazementwasgreatthenextday.Theholofaghad nottheslightestrecollectionofthedaybefore,herattledoffhis
sameoldnonsenseasthoughnothingatallhadhappened,and,if indignantly challenged, affected amazement; he couldn't rememberathing,exceptthathehadprovedthecorrectnessof hisassertionsthepreviousday.