/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>I Will Never Be Japanese

>join JP indie stream with 13 people
>they're all JP viewers
>she's playing a coop game for viewer participation
>i send "こんばんは!”
>she greets me back in japanese
>heh, completely blended in
>"im in"
>feel like snake
>i keep watching, i try to comment to the best of my nihongomuzukashi japanese with the help of chatgpt
>no one suspects a thing
>she ends the game and says her farewells, saying goodbye to each of us in chat
>ezpz infiltration
>she finally gets to my name
>in the most broken english ive ever heard
>"Anon-san, thank yu for wachin!"
>what the fuck
>how did she figure it out!?
>when!?
>mfw i looked into the translated messages i sent
>i realized that they were all too formal because chatgpt thinks im writing a fucking formal letter.
>e.g. it translated "play" into "purei" and "stream" into "sutorimu"
>NO ONE FUCKING USES THOSE IF YOU'RE ACTUAL JP
>mission failed, they figured out IWNBJ
>"ANOOON?? ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON"
i'll keep watching her though