/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I'm feeling especially emotionally vulnerable right now, any cute menhera femanons want to take advantage of me?

Gay jokes are completely normal you people just don't get it. It's basically a greeting at this point for me to do a high pitched voice and say "doctor strange, can you erase everyone's memories of Christmas dinner when I was talking about gay sex and big gay balls?" This is how language evolves.

This hotel shower gel is really nice it makes my skin feel good and smells like roses.

>>56052569
I do a lot of things. Drawing is one yes but I also do L2D rigging and 3D models and cooking.
>>56052935
I've been on their rolling signup list for months and they never got back to me.

>>54850963
23, no car, circumcized.
>>54851568
I'll link it on Twitter in a bit.

>>42815870
No, that's someone else.
>>42815859
Zydrate Anatomy

>>41811087
https://www.twitch.tv/sleepysakura_vt

>>33450563
I've been busy, just checking in.

Suddenly it has dawned on me just how sad it is to post here while sitting on the pier listening to sad songs over the wind and eating chocolate meiji pandas but that's just how it is to be alone I guess. There are no women truly pure in soup left. I have lost faith, but I continue on my quest out of habit and nothing else. Rosemi no longer gives me strength, love no longer gives me strength. I have no strength, but just enough numbness to not mind.

Just a lonsome single roaming Rosebud, looking for an friend in an open female hole I can throw all my bottled up love into until she overflows. My stores, my vast oceans of love, just sitting idly by as I reject swathes of whores. It has been building for so many years like the tower of babel, large and strong and will bring disaster if not attended to. Oh my weary heart, heavy from dodging cretinous whores attempting to steal my love for themselves. The only infinite resource on this earth, love, anyone can produce and for some reason so many still want to steal it. A shield brings itself to height, hiding my soul from the toxic air surrounding dishonest woman and other such heathens. I live on a mountain of unsent letters, written in a feverish dream that I have too frequently, the dream of someone beside me. O-heavens forbid I fall for the lies of a usurper. I, a simple rosebud want nothing more than to find someone worthy and in need of my love, for I have so much to give if only there was a fresh hole to fill up, an empty cup to overflow, perhaps even a pair of supple lips to keep warm against my own. There are so many nerve endings to connect and feel and brush against eachother. I long for the simplest of pleasures, to share my happiness with someone I love. What in this world can I not have other than this? Is this mortal realm so devoid of optimism that such a basic desire has now become a trek into the unforgiving depths? The light at the end of the tunnel keeps changing from green to red, I do not want to break the law but I fear I must run that light. I am not a complicated rosebud, I do not wish to associate with these complicated worlds of treachery and deceit. If only a clean and simple girl could spawn within my field of approach, I could finally devote myself to making someone smile without the lingering doubt that they don't wish to reciprocate. I'll take anything, in my naivete and hopefulness I succumb to anything that gives me hope, be it finely shaped clouds in the sky or letters scrapped off the city graffiti. Is it truly so difficult to sort the rocks from the beans? The wheat from the chaff? Sadness, dark days for now and the coming weeks yet again as I sit alone with such a massive stockpile of affection that I can't be sure would be put to good use if I wasn't so selective. I'll fall for anything seemingly pure, but I can't commit until they reciprocate. It pains me so that I am hurt in the way that makes me unable to indulge in blind faith past the opening act. I am worn, bruised, battered, yet I remain optimistic that some nice girl can see past the scars and appreciate the tender fruits of my love. Lets say you may know of any takers for my offer? Be there any pure hearted romantics left?

>>26864207
ok we can go on a date then meet me at AX
>>26864232
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME

hey wahts

>>26376362
No shit the fuck off
>>26376424
I mostly make ice cream now, a few baking projects here and there but I've been busy.

>>23650511
Rosebuds are even cuter femanons should give rosebuds a chance they're very nice and cute and not oji-sans at all trust me. t. friend of a rosebud.

>>23529038
I made some walnut bread I should bake a cake or something

>>23330597
Just a roaming Rosebud, looking for an open female hole I can throw all my bottled up love into until she overflows. My stores, my vast oceans of love, just sitting idly by as I reject swathes of whores. Oh my weary heart, heavy from dodging cretinous whores attempting to steal my love for themselves. A shield brings itself to height, hiding my soul from the toxic air surrounding dishonest woman and other such heathens. O-heavens forbid I fall for the lies of a usurper. I, a simple rosebud want nothing more than to find someone worthy and in need of my love, for I have so much to give if only there was a fresh hole to fill up, an empty cup to overflow, perhaps even a pair of supple lips to keep warm against my own. I long for the simplest of pleasures, to share my happiness with someone I love. What in this world can I not have other than this? Is this mortal realm so devoid of optimism that such a basic desire has now become a trek into the unforgiving depths? I am not a complicated rosebud, I do not wish to associate with these complicated worlds of treachery and deceit. If only a clean and simple girl could spawn within my field of approach, I could finally devote myself to making someone smile without the lingering doubt that they don't wish to reciprocate. Is it truly so difficult to sort the rocks from the beans? Sadness, dark days for now and the coming weeks yet again as I sit alone with such a massive stockpile of affection that I can't be sure would be put to good use if I wasn't so selective. It pains me so that I am hurt in the way that makes me unable to indulge in blind faith. I am worn, bruised, battered, yet I remain optimistic that some nice girl can see past the scars and appreciate the tender fruits of my love. Lets say you may know of any takers for my offer? Be there any pure hearted romantics left?

>>23220890
I like shoulders

Sexism is not allowed on this board.

>>21302526
The fact that people think of fast food as an "indulgence" is a sign of degradation and you should rethink your life if this is the case. An indulgence would be Ora King salmon or duck breast or Sex. Fast food should be viewed as a sacrifice, it is something that you should actively feel guilty about. For your indulgence to be a net negative on your life you are already on a downward spiral. Please reevaluate.

Comfy Rosemi-sama Sunday stream...

>>21156355
/NijiEN/ is my therapist.

>>21089948
It's a great movie, my favorite Ghibli movie in fact! Glad you enjoyed it!

>>21089967
What's wrong with Rosebuds?

>>21089945
Speaking of masturbating I noticed blood in my cum tissues after fapping recently but there's no blood in my pee I'm so confused.

>>20571311
>>20570939
Same method I and another rosebud outlined here.