/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I passed $100m in my portfolio so I can finally buy out idol corp and enact all the following changes!!!

>1. a chubby loli
>2. an oppai loli
>3. a brown chihuahua loli
>4. nude toggles
>5. pomf streams
>6. official idol onaholes
>7. official idol dragon dildo
>8. official idol ass mousepads with authentic ass scent from each girl
>9. pochi 3.0 debut that's just a foot cam
>10. poko/koko shimaidon ASMR
>11. a cure for momo's super AIDS
>12. an air freshener for yuko so people stop going ewwwww
>13. post IDs on /vt/
>14. a formal declaration of all out war against phase connect
>15. coni castrating that one guy
>16. our merch
>17. banning shana from all chats and discord for all time
>18. make youtube fix their shit and then ban twitch activity forever
>19. intrauterine regression ASMR
>20. goku in idol ES
>21. juna must do GFE as junny for at least 1 whole week and isn't allowed to be mean until it's over
>22. coni must change her name to cunny permanently and change the emote back to :coniUoh:
>23. mandatory lovense sponsorship streams for all the girls, including rin
>24. complete removal of TTS
>25. an academic study to find out once and for all if "roca rourin" actually means "rock and rolling"
>26. an idol moms generation
>27. rehire zoey into an official tribute liaison position and make her do a naked dogeza for blocking my eye tracker submissio
>28. all male managers must be chemically castrated
>29. conversion therapy for carnies
>30. send a hit mossad hit squad to deal with poko's neighbors
>31. all future idol communications must come in haiku form
>32. allocate project funds to buy off divegrass refs
>33. a 2 hour long Idol Corp movie animated by hard-degen with official voice acting
>34. a nugget loli
>35. a hag (loli)
>36. a daily ration of SSRIs and antipsychotics for every girl
>37. daily pavlovian beatings for people who bite bait and like hags (not lolis)
>38. instant rangebans for anyone using randomized filenames
>39. mandated diet, exercise, sleep, and vitamin D regiments for all the girls to promote better health
>40. oyakodon asmr from literally anyone
>41. a loli with white tights
>42. terminate rin and officially hand all of her accounts to rinako
>43. fuyo and coni do a collab asmr where they compete to be called the goodest good girl by the listener by trying to out pamper each other and eventually they start defensively accusing each other of being a more masochistic bottom and also at some point they end up swapping shticks to mock each other and fuyo starts going honk honk and coni starts saying yoyoyo and making weird goblin noises and then it escalates to kissies which is too embarrassing for coni to do at first until fuyo taunts her about not being a good girl if she can't give kissies and then coni immediately escalates to ear licking and then the next like 10 minutes is them playing tug of war trying to suck the listener's brain out of their respective ear and then at the end a winner is decided and the loser gets harapan'd with a full bladder and pisses themselves and then the winner gets too cocky and bratty about winning and gets corrected with also getting harapan'd into pissing themselves and this scenario is only going to become more evil and foul until they actually do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!