/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

A RRAT

>>11462752
right here homie!

ENTER

>>11056437

i am enjoying these two

>>9753623
Hololive management has a big spreadsheet of collabs/ ships/tee tee and they constantly monitor which ones perform well and push those onto the talents

>>9692947
Thank you, R. Ratman

>>9492994
Go to sleep, rrat

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Do you think Mori played Persona 3 with a male or female MC?
>Don't call me a FeMC, I'll snap you in half, bitch

>>9196828

>>9072717

Howdy fellow OuroMinuteKronieMenBros, I bring to you an assisted mutual rape fic (it’ll make sense when you read it) starring the warden of paizuri and the rrat
Retrospectively, it’s more of a Baelz fic than a Kronii fic, Kronii isn’t even really present for half of it, but it wouldn’t be possible without her and I don’t know how ballz general feels about getting spammed with SEXposting so i’m posting it here instead
This is also my first full lewd writing, so idk tell me where I missed the mark or something
it’s long enough to make me want to use a rentry or something instead, but it’s also not finished (i’ll get to that later)
Without further ado, I present: Clock & Ballz

Part 1
>Being married to Kronii carries certain perks outside of the warden herself, and among those perks is the inevitable connection you’ve made with her friends.
>There’s Sana, a sweet lass from god knows where who’s always down to give anyone some kind of wacky horoscope reading or cheerfully lecture them about astrophysics;
>Fauna, a nature-loving lady who’s always pleasant on the ears, even when you swear you can see murder in her eyes;
>Mumei, a hopelessly forgetful girl who you sometimes think Kronii stays friends with just to make sure she has someone around to remind her to breathe;
>And then there’s the rat.
>That fucking rat.
>Kronii tells you she’s just as sweet and adorable as the rest of them, but you know the truth.
>Hakos Baelz is an absolute menace.
>She’s the type to steal your clothes every time she visits.
>The type to flick her skirt up when she knows you’re looking in her direction, knowing that Kronii will blame you for being a pervert if you get caught.
>The type to slip sleeping pills, viagra, and laxatives all in the same cup of your morning coffee.
>And here she is, showing up unannounced while Kronii’s out getting groceries.
>She holds up a small box, calling it a peace offering: a gift for you to give to Kronii, thought of and paid for by Baelz.
>You feel like you should know better by now than to trust a rat, but since Kronii keeps insisting that you and her need to get along, you agree to pass the gift on.
>If this is another trick though, it’s the last fucking straw.
>A couple hours later, Kronii returns. As she’s transferring the grocery haul to the fridge, you bring the present to her, hiding your nervousness with a smile.
>”Aw, you’re sweet,” she says, happily taking the box. “What’s insi-“
>She stops short as her face is struck with a blast of white powder.
>She blinks a few times, then glares at you, absent any sense of real anger, only a strong expression of “really?”
>You hate to stoop to Baelz’ level, but for once it’s time for you to be the rat.
>You explain how you got the box, half-expecting Kronii not to believe you.
>But for once, it seems like she does.
>She calmly puts the box aside, snaps her fingers, and is answered with a knock at the door.
>Kronii sternly strides to meet the arrival: Baelz herself, looking quite confused as to how she got here.
>Her confusion switches to suppressed laughter upon seeing Kronii’s powdered face.
>”Babe?” Kronii calls back to you, keeping her eyes locked on the giggling rat. “Clothes off. Now.”
>Though the situation doesn’t seem to call for such behaviour, you’ve never declined that command before and don’t intend for today to be the first time you do.
>You head for the bedroom and begin disrobing, hearing Kronii snap her fingers again as you leave.

>>8613268
once I went into my kitchen while home alone and I heard the toaster pop up, and a rat flew up out of it
>picrel was me

DEADBRATS LURKING NOW
DEADBRATS LURKING NOW

>>8198902

>>8169492

why does Calli go GUH sometimes?

Why did they chose a rrat to be embodiment of chaos?
are they here?

>>8088384