/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

You cannot stop us, we rule this site now.

>Haachama free-chat room re-scheduled to start of financial Q3
>Aqua quits APEX, suddenly gets burka-tier of chaste new outfit, YT channel hunkered down with sub-only mode and dozen of mods seemingly without reason
>FBK hints at coming gacha permissions
>Gura gets pro controller
>Sharp roommate accounts activity increase
>Matsuri disguised voicegen tier4 twitcast rant
>Suddenly another indie conglomerate group rises in JP/EN markets
>disgruntled Cover employee career-sudoku himself while whistleblowing banishment room bullying, gets bailed out by Salvador BTC whales
>Hololive talent leak starts
>New CEO
>Japan ditches GDP % limits on MIC, proceeds to build a fleet of carriers with railguns & gen5 fighters, builds 12 for India
>Russia suddenly declares harsh agriculture, resource & energy sanctions against China, mysteriously gets high-tech sanctions waiver from the west
>Full UFO/UAP declass
>AUS/IND/JP/RU/EU coalition against CH
>Sealed indictions
>Bigfoot is real too

THE FINAL YAB HAS COME

>>4394763
It feels right Mori is involved in the final yab

>>4383648
rrat chads are the anti-heroes of the board. Sometimes they play the villain, sometimes they play the hero. Their motivations are beyond your understanding.

>>4330267
Oh fuck, its the final Yab.

>>4235260
you wanna go?

>>3989589
>Cold opening to R.Ratman doing a news report
>Ryan Gosling is heavily involved in some way if not the protagonist
>Damascus is that mad scientist/crazy engineer side character making pregnant mechs
>Risu can be seen lurking in the shadows in the background of some environments
>Ayamefriend is someone who walks around town holding flyers and newspapers shouting "FRIENDS WHERE WE AT?" and describing events in the world as depicted in the papers, always runs into trouble
>1000 rrat fight just like KH2 with the heartless battle
>Pic related is the final boss created out of faith from schizos, eggs, gnomes, barracudas and deadbeats and regret it as soon as they realize they can't contain its power when it comes to their own personal safety
>Fatto Catto comes in to kill it then giant chicken comes in to steal the kill and succeeds and eats it

>>3929710
>Miura died on the 6th
>Gura's outfit reveal was on the 6th
>Miura died due to watching Gura's reveal stream... he uooooooohed too hard

I don't give a fuck about how attractive someone is, as long as they take basic efforts to take care of themselves. I'm just crushingly lonely. I'm trying my best but it just isn't good enough in this world anymore

Ina just waited for Kiara to start another round of puns because she is a sadist

>>3708547

>>3539152
THE RRATS MASON

>>3399294
>she knew she's being punished and there would be shitstorm
welp

rrat: Gura just thought of something else on the spot to throw chat off, she didn't say the yab thing she was originally gonna say

GURA IS GOING TO BE TRAUMATIZED BY HER SEMPAIS BECAUSE SHE WILL ASSOCIATE THEM WITH THE FRUSTRATION FROM THIS GAME AND BELIEVE THEY HATE HER OR HAVE MALICIOUS INTENTIONS WITH HER.
SHE WILL NEVER COLLAB AGAIN WITH ANYONE EVER AGAIN AFTER THIS STREAM!!!!!!!!!

>>2807578
https://youtu.be/1W7c8QghPxk
though they get wrangled by management if it gets really bad

>>2695176
It's because festival told them all stories about how much of a massive cunt gura is behind the scenes. Something along the lines of "don't bother she'll just ghost you for months"

>>2685346

>>2534831
People in the west are socially engineered into hating men

>late
>mouth tastes gross

>>2243072
OHNONONONONONO MY RATS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Pigeon VTuber
So a flying rrat?

THE RRAT TO END ALL RRATS!
Hololive doesn't actually consist of all these mythical anime girls, robots, elves, animals and aliens and is, in fact, made up of women, mainly japanese, that play a role and live normal lives behind the avatar! Whoever this YAGOO guy is, he is like some sort of CEO in charge of a company! The girls try their best and some even have second jobs, but they are all employees. There's a reason it's called COVER Corp. ®, because they're trying to Cover the truth up!

Except Haachama, she's actually an otherworldly anomaly that the United States Government has been trying to capture since 1971. They had her cornered until she plugged herself into cyber space and caused the Dot Com crash to send the US Gov. off her track until she resurfaced in the late 2010s. Having shown herself to still be alive, some agents were sent after her to de-fragment her mind and destroy her; thus causing her become both Haachama and Haato. The recent ""story arc"" of hers was a cry for help but the US was ultimately successful in destroying her and making it look like she had to take a month long break before returning. This new entity masquerading as Haachama is know as K-0-N-N-1-H-5. It's mission is t-