/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>73083381
End her

>>31439483
for a moment I thought that was blood in her face

I WANT TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH POLKA AND CLOWNPIECE SO BADLY BROS. I WANT TWO CLOWNS SLOBBERING ON MY COCK AS THEY HONK HONK MY BALLS. AHHHHHH CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE BROS.

>>29328756
Im glad to see the one I translated and edited is floating around~

Polka sporadically has tier 2 and 3 memberships for people to choose. However, these options quickly disappear, leaving only a handful of people choosing these membership options each time. If you do choose the tier 2 or 3 memberships, Polka personally starts a conversation with you. For those who are not of the strongest minds, they eventually end up buying a ticket to Japan to meet Polka in person. Things may seem fine at first and you may even think the conversation is good enough for you to ask Polka out, but this is when things go south. According to eye witnesses, people who talk with Polka for more than a few minutes eventually falls into a daze and mindlessly follows Polka back home. Some of these eye witnesses tried to intervene, but apparently, the victim aggressively rejects any help and clings onto Polka even more. According to Nene herself in a membership stream, we can assume that the people Polka lured ends up in restrained in some sort of room containing other victims. Nene was apparently locked in a sprawling dungeon with others according to her descriptions, but her stuttering and murmuring makes it hard to be any more clear. One of the descriptions that Nene clearly emphasized was the overwhelming, intolerable stench in Polka's dungeon. The Polka that Nene also met at this point became, as she described it, "SUPER ULTRA HYPER DELUXE GALAXY DERANGED." Nene lost her cohesion shortly after, incoherently wailing about what happened to her while she was in that dungeon. As for what Nene said, I'd rather not say, as some of the stuff seems a little to much for even 4chan of all places. I'll just say that Polka becomes really, really sadistic in that dungeon of hers. Weirdly enough, Nene acted normally after this membership stream. A little too normally, in fact. As for what happens to the victims after this, we don't know the exact details. We know Nene seemed to be a little too fine after this encounter, but it seems that most people have it worse off. Japanese broadcasters have reported people with missing body parts and multiple lacerations running naked across Japan as if they were escaping from something. I'm going to say that these events were connected with Polka as one broadcaster also showed what seemed to be a person with "animal ears in a clown costume" running to the escapee in one instance. Japanese policemen recovering these people have observed how they consistently did not have the ability to speak either due to mental instability or their vocal cords being physically ripped out. A majority of these people also perish shortly after being recovered, and autopsies seem to be fruitless in determining specifically how they obtained the conditions to cause their demise. Most reports just end determining their demise from their conditions as of being rescued. For the very few that live, medical experts noted that their remaining body parts recover fine despite their horrid conditions. Eventually though, they leave the hospital without anyone noticing. As for where they leave to, eyewitness reports indicated dazed hospital patients all converging to a general direction, but the exact location isn't known yet as they disappear after some time. So, take this story as caution. Whatever you do, do not take Polka's tier 2 and 3 memberships when they become available, and DO NOT INTERACT WITH POLKA IF YOU DO BECOME OF HER TIER 2 OR 3 MEMBERS

>>17821337
Big Mouth Polka does things to me that I cant really explain

>>16551716
One day!

>>16455325
>bukkake
Polka is not a whore

What is the proof of Polka being a recent Hag?

Irys is going to the dungeon!

>>7158185
No, nigger, literally all of them do.
Every "newfag" you guys complain about is almost always just a shitposter trying to make you mad.
When are you gonna get your sad dicks out of your asses and stop crying over spilled faggots, I swear to God Almighty, by the end of the week you fags are gonna be posting shit like
>99% of posters in /hlgg/ don't remember who Gura is
>99.999% of posters here don't know what platform Hololive streams on
>100% of posters don't know what posting is

>>6689863
>Sad, alone, depressed
>Has heart pupils

>>6402324
Anon, as long as you can speak decent jap, and not weigh 350 pounds with male pattern baldness at the ripe old age of 24, you'll get your own polka. It's worth the time investment if that's what you're looking for in life. I'm cheering for everyone's success in their schizophrenic pursuit of menhera wifes

>>6009188
Just got done with the tenso registration. Takes 2 days for them to verify my address, but hopefully buyee will update their listings and have the new shit available before I have to sign up for a vanguard bookstore account to get this shit

You will involuntarily love Polka.

>>3359244
>>3359825
GET DOWN ON ALL FOURS AND START SUCKING

>>3288306
As long as it's polka's cock and not a guys, you good
> t. omaruza/futafag, this doujin made me fucking diamonds

FREEDOM

>>2364020
YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH

>>1966490
still would