/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I just want to spend a night drinking and cuddling with a hag... is that too much to ask?

>>5170323
>Cabaret whores brought the most cancerous fanbase into Hololive.
Call me a tumor then, because I don't care about video games, and cabarets are fun.
But seriously: Have you ever been to a cabaret show?
Like an actual, old-timey entertainment-focused one? Where they do magic tricks, or corny comedy that would sound "ribald" to boomers? Where the outfits are supposed to be "risque", but actually cover up more than most women do at a nightclub? If you can find one, it's a weird aesthetic but it's a hilarious thing to do with a group of friends, or a double date, or something of that nature.

>>1504289
>Be you
>At the office
>You and your wife Houshou Marine work for the same shitty cubicle job at some random company
>Walking to your desk when just glance at some office-lady passing by
>Don't seem to realize at the time but you feel Marine glaring at you from behind
>Later on when you both go home neither of you speak a word
>As soon as you open the door she instantly grabs a bottle of rum and starts drinking like a fish
>You already know what this means as you rack your brain trying to figure at what you did wrong
>As you remember the office-lady Marine smashes the bottle against your head and you crash to the floor
>"I bet you really like the cute girl, nice and young, unlike a hag like me..." she says as she kicks the shit out of you
>Don't fight back cause you know it'll make it worse
>After stabbing, kicking and punching you until your cut up and bruised all over, she finally passes out on the floor
>You just force yourself up and drag her to the bed and put her to sleep so you can attend to your wounds
>You join her after and fall asleep, both of you waking up the day after
>"Oh my goodness dear, what happened!?" she asked in shock, unknowing of the nights prior events
>"...I fell"