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kowai

I can't really hate Sana, she did nothing _____
Calliope Mori, on the other hand...

>>14042430
You are already dead.

ENTER

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMxRQAOApkg
WARM WEATHER TIME

>>5620778
Forgetting someone?

Before the retards go ham on this literal months old timeloop, I'll lay it out clearly for everyone:
>translated clips of other language holos: fine
>bite-sized clips on non-monetized formats: fine
>untranslated clips that are looking to profit as a middleman: just get the VOD timestamp instead
Got it? We good? No need for retarded shitposting?

>>4523105
Once again the fact that EDT is the only important timezone in the world rears it's head

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STICKY OVER
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I'm going to have sex with every single one of your oshi's, anons.
There is nothing you can do to stop me. This is not a threat; it is merely a statement of fact, so as not to surprise you when the news arrives.
The right of Prima Nocta avails me.

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Nah, I know it's a joke but the Yamaguchi-gumi are the real big fucking worrying type of Yakuza, the bad ones. If it was something that was more harmless like the Inagawa-Kai (mainly a gambling ring with prostitution on the side) it'd be funnier, but the Yamaguchi-gumi are the real fucked up ones. Rap sheet of:
>Arms trafficking, assassinations, bank fraud, bid rigging, blackmail, bookmaking, contract killing, extortion, drug trafficking, illegal gambling, Internet pornography, loansharking, mail fraud, match fixing, money laundering, mortgage fraud, murder, prostitution, racketeering, securities fraud, sōkaiya, wire fraud, and infiltration of legitimate businesses
Although I will say, Japanese extortion practices are surprisingly simplistic, even when it comes to the Yamaguchi-gumi. They call it "Sōkaiya," and the quick rundown of it is that Yakuza buy a pittance of corporate stock, allowing them to attend Shareholder meetings, and then they tell the corporate heads that they'll shout really obnoxiously and spread faked narratives of corporate misconduct until they get paid or do what the Yakuza wants. It fucking works, and they get paid off to not embarrass the company. If their narratives don't work, the Sōkaiya men just start shouting "BANZAI" and various mentions of the Emperor until they get paid off.

>>2813194
Why are virgins always so certain that they know what sex sounds like

>>2665829
>Iofi-Chan... did you really think you were going back home? It was so easy, to have your ticket swapped for a one way ticket, to inform yo ur parents of your absence, and to secure our new house, your new home, where no one can get in our way, Iofi...