/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>68551715
>police of beef jerky

Iroha is still behaving very properly and cute and her house is cute and her bgm is cute. Cute.

>>40714868
Let me know how those shits turn out.

>>37777229
I don't even know where to begin with this.

>>37575859
You people live in a strange, sad alternate reality of your own design.

Stop acting retarded niggas, like damn.

Bars for the goat's (picrel) diss track against the haters (You) featuring Kronii.
Flows and major inspiration for lyrics jacked from sicko mode by travis scott and drake.
The goat and Kronii can split the verses. Singing parts by swae lee can go the ame.
Proposed title: Schizo Mode

Intro (Mori):
>Tempus dropped, freezing cold
>Unicorns on /vt/ already know, winter's here
>I can hear their useless cries and shouts
>When your oshi collabs with a male you gon' be feeling cucked
>I tried to show em
>Yeah yeah yeah
>Gone on you with the pick and roll
>Got the unicorns going schizo mode

Verse 1 (Kronii):
>Made this here doing GFE for a year
>Tempus dropped now I'm collabing with the males
>Gabe went crazy so I hit him with a ban
>If you don't like what I'm doing you can fuck off you ain't my fan (You ain't my fan!)
>You think I'm your girlfriend? You get the noose
>Needed a break, had them take out my tooth
>Two week lockdown, we made no moves
>Now I'm back with the males and I'm out here popping with the crew

Bridge (ame):
>Someone said
>Fell in love with your oshi, y'all in too deep
>Tempus playin for keeps, don't play us for weak

Verse 2 (Mori):
>This shit way too idol, y'all know I don't follow suit
>Unicorns man, these virgins don't even have a clue
>Hit up my kouhais, we playin worms
>Bout to turn hololive to a twitch streamer group
>Told the IDs hop in, you coming too
>On /vt/ the schizos treat me like I'm uncle luke
>(DON'T STOP POP THAT)
>Who put this shit together I'm the glue

Bridge (repeat)

Verse 3 (Mori):
>She's in love with who I am
>Back in japan I gave the cold shoulder to the hen
>Now I'm owning haters with akasupas in my hands
>I just had some lean, got me feeling like a fiend
>Had me out like a light ayyyyyyyy
>Like a light
>Virgins I detect
>More than half of chat
>Don't collab with males
>Nah I collab on sight
>Nothin' nice
>Haters get the scythe
>When I shoot my shot, Kronii loves it like I'm altare

Verse 4 (Kronii):
>She's in love with who I am
>Three day old sandwich and I slather it with jam
>Now my stomachs growling, when I burp I can smell the ham
>Can't go to sleep, it had me pooping through the night
>Through the night ayyyy
>Through the night pooping through the night

I got pretty lazy near the end but you get the idea Mori. These bars are on the house. Free of charge for the goat.

I can't be the only one who realized he fell in love with a vtuber and is sad that he will probably never actually be with one.

But do not worry fellow anons, I have come up with a plan that is not only sly but also quite cunning and I am going to share it with all of you.

So you download a dating app and find an actual girlfriend (yes I know, yeugh a real girl? but wait). After getting together with her (don't do it right after, wait a few months), you commission a rigger and an artist to make a vtuber model for her. Then you get her to stream using that model, it can be for you only (on a private channel) or on a public channel (she'll probably become a 2view or something).

Voila, you are now together with a vtuber. Your very own vtuber.

What do you guys think of this plan?

Hey guys. I am a member in several underground rap discord channels and forums. Recently there has been a bit of a buzz about Calli on some of them.

At first I was thinking aren't these guys all about lyricism and wordplay, Calli has like none so why would they like her?

A respected member of this underground group started deciphering her lyrics and showed us the meaning behind some of her lyrics:
On Mera Mera: "C A double L, you already know."
I told him like come on, that's just her saying the letters of her name like how Snoop goes "D O double G". But he told me that she was also alluding to how the unicorns see her as a "call" girl, wanting her to do as they say just because they pay her. I never knew that's what she really meant and I was kinda mind blown.

After that, the another rap elder in the channel shared this with us:
On RIP: "Nice try stopping the motherf*cking DaVinci".
I was like dude that's just her comparing herself to DaVinci like how rappers like to compare themselves to Michael Jordan. But he showed me that I was truly wrong. She was actually making a historical reference to when DaVinci, aged 24, was arrested and held for homosexual activities with several men and she draws a parallel to herself with how the unicorns are trying to "arrest" her for her homo collabs.

This really goes to show that even a guy like me who has listened to hiphop for over a decade can miss out on the deeper meanings of good lyrics. I hope this gives you guys a newfound appreciation of her music.