/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I want AZKi to hit me in the nuts. But not a capitulating kick or an indifferent stomp. I want us on a flat, even runway. AZKi is putting on protective padding about thirty feet away, including iron-toed boots. At full sprint she charges me and, seconds before impact, jumps and performs a wrestling-style dropkick onto my crotch. The full weight of her body delivered to the tender flesh of my testicles. The pain would be so overwhelming I would probably black out; I would definitely vomit. But because it was AZKi, it was worth it.