/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

There he is. There he goes again

Look everyone he posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?? Oh my god.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little 'Beatani DM leak' joke up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just choose the image and copypaste some bait. I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a dumb DM leak. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic DM faking NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk to you because all you say is "HAHA CHIHIRO LOVE".

You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.

I fucking hate the inner circle discord, but I joined in hopes of maybe eventually making one friend at some point in the future. tabun kamo

>>19542468
Did you just discover this board?

Risunas vs block autists

>Next stream - mc pictionary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdZcfK_mhf8

>Who is Beatani?
https://xphill.com/

>Booru:
http://clover.club/post

>Merch:
https://my-store-11536917.creator-spring.com/
https://suzuri.jp/beatanichisato

> Data Archive:
https://102716.xyz

>Streamlabs, because superchats are for low IQ dads who like giving Youtube 30% of the cut:
https://streamlabs.com/kumagaichisato/tip

>Last Thread
>>10509707

Yah, >>4874233, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread dayo.
I went to Hidakaya a while ago; you know, Hidakaya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those foolish greys.
You, don't come to Hidakaya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Hidakaya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, Hanabi's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Hidakaya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two menhera on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Greys and otokonokos should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the grey beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you foolish poor guy?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Hidakaya balon such as myself, the latest trend among us balons is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the balon's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. UUUOOOHHHHH!
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs. Tashicunny.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>4874233, should just stick with today's special.

>living in a small apartment in Japan
>neighbor keeps yelling in English and playing guitar at 7 AM