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LUCY LOVE

I love my virgin whore wife Lucy Pyre!

LUCY IT'S YOUR MAN AGER I KNOW YOU ARE /NERVOUS/ ABOUT HANGING OUT WITH REAL(TM) GIRLS SO I WROTE YOU A PUSSY SLAYING GUIDE:

> Compliment them. Girls are stupid and love compliments.
> > b-but I don't know anyth-
> LIE. Invent the most wild, ridiculous head canon of something they did well, then compliment them on it. They won't call it out if it paints them positive.

> If there is an awkward silence, ask to freshen up in the bathroom. It justifies the silence, while creating an opportunity to ̶r̶u̶m̶m̶a̶g̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶r̶o̶u̶g̶h̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶ ̶s̶t̶u̶f̶f clear your head and s̶c̶r̶e̶a̶m̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶p̶r̶i̶v̶a̶t̶e collect your thoughts

And last but most importantly:
> No suggesting murder/suicide! That's third date material, it's not appropriate for a first date.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUCY PYRE