/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>75596794
That's it, no more kisses for you, I'm going off to groom a plx anon instead

>>75205917
Then we commit ritual suicide

>>74973278
All it takes is for an anon with a cute butt to put on a skirt and you'd be forgotten

>>73901068
I will post my suggestions here because I'm 1: A cheeky brat and 2: Because everyone deserves to suffer my autism

First things first, I'll keep this pretty open to every species before Cenozoic (When the dinos lost rock-paper-scissors with a meteorite) not just dinosaurs just because those boys also deserve attention for Xes and free game for Vrevers.

Bri and Mom
>Parasaurolophus walkeri
I'm with that other anon that she should be this big boy, mostly because they look absolutely dumb but also somehow cute in a weird sorta way. I enjoy the idea of putting bunny ears on them

Umi
>Shonisaurus popularis
Umi is big. Ichthyosaurus is big. Umi is a whale, Ichthyosaurus is kinda a whale (well not really, it's a reptile while whales are mammals, but making Umi a small rat creature just didn't feel right)

Amaya
>Argentinosaurus huinculensis
Big, just like Amaya's personality(and ass) also because we still need some absolutely titanic representation

Ruru and Rumi
>Compsognathus longipes
Ankle biters, just like the two nyanheras. Also so we break up the lineup of giant, multi ton reptiles a bit, here's something you could probably carry around in the palm of your hand.

Lida
>Tanystropheus conspicuus or Burgessomedusa phasmiformis
Undecided on whether I want to go for the long schlong = long neck or the oldest known jellyfish we have here, maybe slightly leaning more towards the former just because it'd be funnier

Val
>Ichthyostega stensioei
Technically the daisenpai it feels right to make her what is considered the first ever terrestrial animal. You just know those guys had to fuck like crazy to populate the world, something Val would definitely want to do (with me btw)

Bestie
>Microraptor zhaoianus
This one was hard. I wanted to go for a gecko at first, but fuck sifting through a shitton of species to find one that has some good pics and is old enough, and I didn't want to make her a Morganucodon just on the basis of her being a dog girl at heart so I decided on something that combines her dragon and little guy energy together. It's a lizard that flies, but it's also pretty small!

Relia
>Spinosaurus aegyptiacus
I like it, it's just a giant fuck you and your mom lizard that unlike Trex shared a habitat with crocodilians that were fucking massive compared the the swamp puppies we have today

Ari
>Genyornis newtoni
I like terror birds just as much as the next guy, but their beaks make them kinda ugly ngl, something which this boy doesn't have, therefore cute. Also they were over 2m tall and weighed close to 300kg, so yea...this thing can fuck you up if you won't give the quaso(they were most likely herbivores)

Stella
>Praepusa pannonica
Tiny seal. Tiny seal! TINY SEAL!

Rino
>Aenocyon dirus
It'd be a crime if I didn't put dire wolf somewhere on here, specially since Rino is perfect for it

Furi
>Megalictis ferox
Weasels had a few good picks, but in the end I choose this one because it's fucking huge and because the detail of it existing in the "cat gap", which was a period of about 6.5M years where little to no cat species fossils exist in north america really caught my heart. Bro saw no cats around and thought "Fuck it, time to bulk up to 100kg."

Scarlett
>Maiasaura peeblesorum
Its name means good mother reptile. Yep, that's the only reason. She's the mom. The hag. The wife. Also so old that she's the only dinosaur from gen 3.

And that should be all of them! If you guys have any other suggestions I'm all ears! And with this I now fuck off to play monhun, see ya virgins

>>73593877
That's right, suffer like the rest of us(except me ofc, cuz she's just in the other room(we're married)

>>72588731
You wish

>>68874285
MAIDS WERE MADE TO TAKE MASTER'S COCK, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

You know the worst of it? We'll have to go through this at least 2 more times, if not 5...

>>66128903
Yes, is there a problem?

>>65146145
>>65146183
Stfu you didn't see anything, I definitely didn't "correct" her name when I typed it right the first time...
I'm way too fucking tired, I'm going to bed. Gn bros, and bestie especially, hope you're doing ok...

I really didn't think things would end like this...
Everything seemed so good...

>>64097697
And I'm still coping there will be a MonHun 6 announcement, let us dream

>>62476355
Mhm yea, how about you stfu and go to sleep for once, it's monday tommorow, another workweek is starting

>>61302098
Yes, do not seek help

>>60589742
>but I bet you could ask a Toraknight
Ahem...hwat exactly do you mean by this??
>he sometimes wakes up uncontrollably gay
Well yea, you're gonna tell me that never happens to you?

>>60106728
Oi! That's mean, you little shit!