/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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>fuck Uruka
>dad jokes
>unironic "nice cock" compliments
>she says the way you came in her was kinda pog afterwards

>fuck Lia
>she makes you wear glasses and a tumblr sexyman wig
>instead of moaning she timeloops "schne schnai schnapi" on repeat
>braps uncontrollably
>accidentally screams "OH FREDDY" instead of your name when she cums
>apologizes afterwards

>penetrate Pippa
>dick comes out looking like a lightsaber
>suited individuals in an unmarked car come looking for you afterwards for research pouposes

>fuck Tenma
>she looked up the cheat codes on urban dictionary beforehand
>tries moves you've never even heard of
>makes fun of you for not knowing the ranked competitive sex meta
>teases you for not having kanpainiki physique even though you could probably already snap her in half

You just can't win