/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>60306727
I unironically want Haruka to stuff a connector up my ass, stuff another down my throat, connect me to a 48 V lithium iron phosphate battery, and watch a 300 A current just roast my flesh. I'm waiting.

God I wish Haruka would just compress a powerful spring between a quick release latch, make a slit in my neck muscles with a hot iron to weaken my neck structurally, slip the compressed spring around my neck, firmly attach one end of the spring to my skull and the other end to my collar bones and shoulders, and release the spring to see my head pop out like I was some kind of jack-in-the-box.

>>51395825
look at what /vsj+/ took from us

I forgot how comfy she is

I miss Haruka so much...

look at how cute this moose is

God I wish Haruka would just saw me from the nasal bridge to the back of my head and play with my brains.

>>30230390
You need help

God I wish Haruka would just hit me with her car, backed up over me until the rear wheel was crushing my abdomen, and did some sick doughnuts over my mangled corpse until I was half road half man.

God I wish Haruka would just barbecue me alive in the nice summer weather.

God I wish Haruka did an experiment where she placed me in a metal box with a 10kW cavity magnetron, let it pulse for 120 minutes and documented what happens.

>>25979571
cute

God, I wish Haruka would do to me what Termite did to his lover in the Boys.

>>25898471
God I wish Haruka would put her piss into a power-washed and wash off my skin.

God I wish Haruka was Maximilien Robespierre and I was King Louis XVI.

>>25289340
Haruka
Debian
Ratpoison

>>24891959
To be honest, I also wish she would hang me without a drop and use my skeleton as a Christmas ornament, but the most important thing is that she continues being happy.

I want Haruka to drill a hole into my spine and harvest my spinal fluids with a sap collector in order to use it to make popsicles.

>>24738651
If dreaming of Haruka gently strangling me to death with a smile on her face and skinning me and turning me into her scarf is wrong, I don't want to be right.

>>24704020
Being a bottom and top are not real things. They are memes that have run out of hand. Only by getting rid of such pathetic labels can you truly feel the liberation of dreaming about Haruka choking you to death by pouring maple syrup down your throat.