/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I want to have sex with phase clout whale Matoi "the 'tis rizzler" Miia. I want to quickscope blast off in her cooch and keel over within seconds of starting. I want her to look at me with a puzzled face and ask when we're getting started, while I come up with some lame excuse about performance anxiety. I want her to frown and walk off with a simple "oh" and ghost my texts. I want to mind my business a month later when the door gets one shot by her hard r stRength, her barging into my room death gripping a pharmacy test. I want her to shriek out "I'm pregnant(real)?!?!" in her most outraged voice and start rambling off medical complications that will stress our lives for years to come. I want to stare her down with the smuggest shit eating grin on my face and tell her heh, das rite