/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

what if ur oshi

brought a pizza into the bed

and refused to share

and snarled at u

What if your oshi

Handed you a gun

And said you have to shoot the fake clone

But they were the only one there

What if your oshi

Forgot to take the chicken out of the freezer before you got home

What if your oshi

Wanted to practice making a family with you

What if your oshi

Brought home a baby

And said the baby was yours

And it was a baby beaver

What if your oshi

Didn't slap your balls

What if your oshi

Tried to sell you fucking hot sauce

What if you turned on your TV

And your oshi was holding the president hostage until Antartica was nuked

What if your oshi emerged from the sperm foam of a Greek God after being swallowed by a clam in the ocean

What if your oshi

Fell into a grain silo

>>75724877
It's her pebis

What if your oshi

Cancelled steak and blowjob day

What if your oshi woke you up at 3am feeding you berries by hand and then started doing it faster and more aggressive while grunting and growling while whispering "yeah you little bitch cry for me"

Bake

>>75443518
People fade out of our lives all the time

>>75388322
Hypnotized Housewives

>>75382104
Is this is a bit

>>75324571
Gay men don't have to look like thumbs

What if your oshi masturbated all day (without you)

Can't believe /lig/ wont eat their fucking vegetables

What would you give to save yourself

What if you got your oshi a snack and then she ate it and asked for yours

What would u rent with ur oshi at the blockbuster for ur date nite on Sunday

>>75184199
You already are an animal