/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

what

if your

oshi got the mcrib

and got one for you

also why doesn't mcdonalds have dipping packets are they in the fucking dark ages making me squirt ketchup on it like a peasant

On certain websites, at random times, you can find a link to a thread on the /vt/ board of 4chan that does not, nor ever has existed. It is a thread for the Large Indie Vtubers. If you look at the date on the OP, you will see 0,0,0000. The OP image has been removed. The first post says “please close the browser.” It has 99 replies that say “FPBP”. If you do scroll down you’ll find these replies don’t actually exist in the thread. The last few replies also seem to be pledging you to stop looking at the thread in various languages. The thread seems normal for the first 70 or so posts. Users discussing their favorite Vtubers with varying degrees of crudeness and foul language. But as you get closer to the bottom you see images of users crying, and their posts in all caps talking about how their lives are ruined for some unknown reason. Some saying they see their favorite vtuber in their dreams, but something is not quite right about them. They never elaborate on why, but they seem desperate for the dreams to stop. The last 333 posts are just images of various Vtubers. All looking at the screen and smiling. Some viewers of the thread claim that if they stared long enough, the jpeg image of the Vtubers blinked at them… Then a spooky skeleton Lucy popped out oooooooooooooh

what if

i told u

i found another fucking mouse and it shit in my pot over the weekend

what if

uhm
uh
what

what if

i got a pizzer

>>87115705
Why can’t you just be nise?

>>86811963
What if

your oshi

was in your shoe

what

if your oshi

was actually

a box of chinese take out rice

What if your oshi

Was streaming from a padded cell

what

if

your oshi

wanted

a raw egg

What if your

oshi

wanted to watch

an erotic vampire in paris

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0322191/?ref_=nm_flmg_t_20_dr

What if your oshi

Sent you to the factorium planet

On a mission of espionage

What if

Your

Oshi

Invited you over and she lived in a Hong Kong cage home

>>84876597
forgot the image

what if your oshi yelled at you and it made you feel bad

What if

what if your oshi was a little turtle

would you feed them stwabewwies and leafwy gweens y or n

Your penis

isn't enough to satisfy anyone

what if your oshi

um

uh

what if

you

opened your freezer

and

meat

was inside

what if your oshi

rid your face

but her pussy was a face hugger

and then a chest burster popped out of your chest

and it looked like her

or what if

your oshi

tried to take your hotdog

and you slapped her hand

and she started crying loudly

what if your oshi

ate 4 dozen eggs

so she could grow healthy and large

what if

uh

what if you had a deep dish pizzer

What if

your oshi

was brainwashed

what if your oshi

took a nappie

What if

your oshi

got gifted 10 subs

and it was by this guy

https://x.com/simon_dell_tog/status/1818296881631371508