/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>73241514
>he isnt already on the fiance tier patreon membership
You arent even on the same battlefield as us kid. *flexes yaoi hands* Im having to jork off 7 other applicants every other werk so theyve no nut left to their testicles, and the post nut clarity causes them to self eliminate from the race. I will be her one and only, mano es mono. Ive jorked several hundred dicks to stand on this stage and ill not let your flippant feelings waft into her presence. My body count would make even johnny sins blush, ive been kniwn as the hitman of cum for years now and you think you can move in on my girl? Ive swallowed the jizz of those weaker than me to inherit their strength, ive stewed my body in nut every day, ive worked on my kegels every other hour. Ive lined my lower intestines with sperm so that my body can use semen as a fuel so my every action is fueled by cum. When the day finally cums where mono permits me to fertilize her fossiluzed ovaries, i will resonate with every sperm ive ever had and imbibed. I will be the dali lama of semen. The buddha of sperm, the jesus of jizz. My very orgasm will implode my testicles, but in their dying glory, will reignite the dying star that is her uterus and a new life will be born. I am become god, creator of life, and in that life, carried by my new wife. MARRY ME MONO MONET, AND OUR FAMILY WILL START TODAY

I got an automated reply that just said 'thank you for your inquiry'...BUT MONO DIDNT SAY NO! LETS GOOOOOOOOO

Myy response to that foot art
>I stare at NotRiifus splendid toes wriggling an invitation to me. She offered her left foot up on a platter like a dish before a starving man and she answered the unsaid question burning in my eyes with only two words. "You may". I gathered what bit of self respect i could muster as i took my place before her alabaster foot. I swept my hair back as i whipped out my bib, this was going to be a messy ordeal, and i wanted her to know this. Still, she simply waved her dainty toes like a sexy parody of jazz hands. My mounting saliva was choked back several times, i would need every drop. I was voracious, but like a well trained dog i held myself back, until the slightly sour smell punched me in my nose. I admit, i cracked. I blacked out for several seconds before i came to, with her big toe firmly tucked behind my molars. My arms flailed wildly for my phone, i hit play, and kickstart my heart by motley crue started up. I pulled back from her moist limb and I took a heady breath with her foot before me as i prepared to gorge on her foot anew. No thoughts, only the ravenous caveman as i dug my face into her foots sole, i ravaged its metacarpus with my tongue, i molested every single nail, i sucked out every iota of dead skin as my tongue continued to polish her exposed foot to a high shine. I relaxed my throat as i took her into my throat, and i hummed along to the music with a fervor. My gag reflex was as absent as my father figure. Meanwhile my tongue traced the lyrics on the heel of her foot and i pinched off my nose to activate my vacuum mode, every breath will be nothing but foot and saliva. Tears ran down my face, im sure i looked like every bit as refined as Kelly Baltazar in her prime. The asphyxiation soon caught up but i never stopped sucking. Soon i saw only lights and clouds, then soon a set of gates appeared with an angelic figure with what looked like my mother in tow. I could see her smiling at me, and she tugged on the angels robe as she pointed at me and mouthed the words 'thats my boy!' My last thought was 'Im coming mummeh', but then i was swiftly ejected from the stairs that carried me to heaven, the foot i had been intent on swallowing was now gently caressing my cheek with its moist skin, the tears wiped away by her pinky toe. I looked into her eyes with a haggard smile, which quickly turned to fear as each of her tentacles were brought into view. She giggled and asked "Ready for round 2?"

>>55135852
>>55135906
>its in

>>52953630
This corpo has cultivated broken men, falling in love unintentionally, and stuck thinking about them unconditionally. Lets see where this road ends.

>>51841329
We can save miunny, RELEASE THE PEDOPHILES

Less schizo competition for me
>wake up
>check my dick
>still attached
>raki exists
MY SOLE GOAL IN LIFE IS TO TUG YOU OFF EVERY DAY TO THOUGHTS OF RAKI, UNTIL RAKI CEASES TO EXIST, OR MY DICK COMES OFF. AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE MEETS AN IMMOVABLE OBJECT. MY DICK IS NOW IMMOLATING FROM THE FRICTION, AS I MATCH THE BEAT WITH HER METAL COVER. AAAAAAHHHH I LOVE RAKI

>>49007703
LETS
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
first i reread the catnip post thinking that was it, and the wording seemed pretty cryptic when i looked at it again

>>44572552
>Totally unrelated but do you know the name of the borderlands 2 character with a sword?
>Zero?

I will impregnate kiki so she can be given a green card for bearing my child and live a more luxurious lifestyle
I will impregnate skye because i want to fulfill her maternal instincts and let her motherhood flourish
I will impregnate riifu so that i may heal her illness through the stemcells grown from my seed, so that she may watch grandchildren enjoy the fruits of her trees
I will impregnate kilia because i want to make her sexy tits even girthier

BUT IM STILL HERE WAAAAGING

RAVIOLI RAVIOLA GIVE ME THW DULLAHAN-HOLEY