/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>31283795
>the screen door slams open
>enter phase connect's strongest talent: Pippa
>"you gon get it now BOI" the words muddied by her lack of front teeth
>you finally understand why no pippants, no pippanties as the rolled up cloth is stuck in your mouth and covering your face
>the bottle sloshes loudly as she strides towards you, your limbs held down by bits of of tape, power cords, and half finished sewing projects
>the cap is screwed off slowly and a foul taint fills the air, its mountain dew and worse its code red.
>"Now I ask.. WHO HAS A LISP?" she dumps the code red over your face before you can answer. The fizzy drink capable of melting live rats begins to drip into your nose, your mouth, and into your lungs. Every body rattling cough ejects the liquid back into the panties filling your mouth and nose
>She removes the pants and the panties so that you may speak.
>"Anon? The lisp? Who has the lisp anon?
>"Y-you do?" you stammer out
>"OK FUCKER" she jams the entire 2 liter of code red into your throat and begins pounding on the bottom
>its foul taste fills your stomache, your body could never produce enough insulin to deal with the raw amount of sugary drink it is digesting and worse your mind races with how its not even the superior LIVEWIRE brand that was sold with halo 3.
>the panties are jammed back into your mouth as you try to puke up the plebian brand of mountain dew
>but pippa isnt done
>a fate worse than death approaches, you cant see it but you can smell it
>Cheer Wine, pippa's shitty off brand cherry coke
>you flail against your bindings and the pippants fall off your face
>but its to late
>a diabetic coma overtakes you as cheerwine fills your mouth.

>>31178267
>>31178351
Leave Shiina's happiness to me

Enter the strongest
Chadma

Lisa is so fucking based, i want to be like Lisa

Leave Lumi to me

ENTER GAMBLER

I will take Lumi on dont you worry.