/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Gacha games and rogue-likes
Dropped.

I don't care about ASMR. Every girl should just do games, zatsu, karaoke, cooking or silently digging a hole. I don't know why so many of you need ASMR to cum or whatever. Dude if you want some sleep or comfort, just put on some rain sounds or something. Or go jerk off first.

It's actually shocking to me how some of you have your days ruined by not getting the exact ASMR you wanted. There's quite a lot of you that are vocal about it too. Is it just like 5 of you that won't stop posting about it, or are there really that many HoloEN fans who are fucking desperate for ASMR?

Just cut out soda and fast food and focus more on home cooked meals. The moment you realize just how fucked up soda is for you and just how much you're overdosing on sodium each day with fast food, you'll be able to be responsible and change your ways. Some people are just too self-indulgent in garbage foods and it hurts them in the long run.

Of course you're gonna be a fat fuck when you eat bad foods and you don't lift weights or burn the fat from the terrible foods you've been eating. Not only would your oshi appreciate you taking care of your body, they'd also appreciate you learning how to make a healthy fucking meal too.

If a vtuber/your oshi says to take care of yourself and eat better, you should probably treasure that and follow through because she gives enough of a shit to realize her fanbase is a bunch of fat shits that are leading a bad life. Get your shit together, you don't do anything else except watch vtubers and jerk off, you have no excuses to sit there and do nothing. Why would you ever give up and not take care of your body? Lift weights, make some food at home, and stop being fat and retarded. You could probably be one handsome motherfucker if you turned that fat into muscle.

It's truly incredible how unsexy Miko is.

One of Old Guard leaving...
She's one of my most favorite nijisanji back in the day & I really love her degenerate antics.
especially her VN parody content is fucking funny.
I wish she would collab with Marine before she graduates, because both are horny degen fujoshi and also my favorite chuubas.
If Nui and Ange leave, I think I will be done with niji as whole, since they are my only favorite nijis left.
If she resurfaces in a different incarnation, I will support her.
I consider her to be one of legend after Mito.
shame we don't get much open degenerate fujoshi chuuba nowadays (Senchou & Sou seems to hold themselves back), only Utako-nee being consistent with her antics during the rest of her career.
Farewell, Utako-nee. you're one of the best.

>>76205681
One of my past bosses ordered this for me a long time ago and it was basically a sugar explosion. It was tasty but I have no idea how someone could drink something like this every day.

>>74714166
Are you really fucking asking why nerd ass, fucking dork, plain vanilla Aqua who's 600% pure Japanese woman is using two katanas?

>>74636884
I don't fucking know, man. I have no idea what they're planning.

I can't hear any of the cool music because Ina has the fucking sound effects set to 600%.

>If you pee in a bad spot, I'm gonna have to breed you.
>Hurry up and get me pregnant.

Junpei...

>>72266168
Yeah, for real. People are weird.

>>72140011
Kiara gets filtered by JRPGs and their mechanics too. It's horrifying to think how she's play Symphonia nowadays if she ever fucking got around to it.

Why does the absolute sickest track in MHW only play during a meme event quest?

>>70976645

>>70854883
Put some bologna in there with antifreeze on it and you won't have to worry about raccoons getting in your shit ever again.

Alright, shame time.
My one and only oshi is Korone and if she found out who I am online, I would be sad and never post anywhere ever again.
If she found out who I am irl, I would be incredibly ashamed because I don't even compare to her pinky in value as a person. Her unending happiness is all it takes.
Ironically, would probably work out like I have been meaning to and do better as a person as a result.

>>68286540
Worrying won't fix the problems of tomorrow, so do what you can for now.

What is it about Mio that just makes her so fucking hot? She's one of the sweetest vtubers I've watched but I just have such aggressive thoughts about fucking her brains out. Like, face in pillow type shit.

>>66883973
I use Firefox and Ublock Origin and it's working fine, even with the chat open. Something's definitely up on your end.

Instead of replying to a phone poster, tell me the Hololive girl that you'd be willing/happy to help DP if given the opportunity and explain why.

All the karts in Mario Kart 8 look so fucking wack.

>Fauna can't read
>She also can't play a game comfortably without her chat backseating her
Is she retarded?

>>64674838
i forgor