/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>69483848
>exclusively
All women are bisexual

FUCK I LITERALLY JUST SPILLED MY SPAGHETTI IN FRONT OF IRyS
AND ALSO CERAMIC SHARDS

>>68871705
I have a degree in Business Administration and can say with full confidence that this was absolutely fucking retarded on literally every single front

Anyone else ever worry that their oshi has been taken over by an AI or is that just me

>>56867624
>Why was she touching them so much
It's really obvious, Mumei and IRyS are in a love affair
Like, if you didn't catch it while watching that stream, I don't know what to tell you

Be honest.
Would you fuck your oshi if she was a mold-infested freak?

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>>38856746
You're going too hard on it. You have to be doing it in the right way for it to activate her sex drive to the max.
Not in wacky ways like that, more like:
>You and Mumei heading to the bedroom, slightly flirty
>she tries to start things off
>you quickly put her up on the bed, kiss her, lay her down and go, "you silly girl."
That kind of stuff. See her attempts to control the flow, and take it back while softly admonishing her, and she'll flow more than Niagara.

Good afternoon, I don't miss Ame and teamates, thread is good

>>38234780
mumei
your bussy

btw how is the volume?

Are you in love with your oshi, or are you in love with the idea of loving your oshi?
Or are you just, not really in that emotional space at all.

>>31381902
>My wallet cannot handle anymore dakis
Then I guess you can count yourself lucky, huh, chumbud

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tributes

>>30678571
KEK

irys my wife

>>29787391
I think this thread, right now, and this thread, one month ago, and this thread, one year ago, are all nearly exactly the same in terms of quality level, with the only difference being the specific words used as insults and the girls that are being insulted, and that some anons are very, very heavily invested in the idea that
>everything always gets worse
as a coping mechanism, so they justify it by applying that notion to a situation where it doesn't apply in the slightest.
The only problem is that there are less Skyrim streams.

This is my wife.
There are many like her, but this one is mine.

>next level
Ame will never get an Ace medal in this game

IRyS is so precious.
I'm gonna miss her once I kill myself.

So about 2 months ago, I was watching an IRyS Karoke stream. It was a Saturday morning and I assumed I was the only one in my apartment. I turn up the volume to 100% and I am not really wearing my headphones(because why would you want to wear headphones when you are all alone) and all of a sudden, my girlfriend comes into my room and sees what I am doing. I turn off the stream instantaneously and because of the way I reacted, she starts questioning me what I was doing. After a few minutes, I give up and tell her that I am into VTubers(before that I had to explain her what a VTuber is) and IRyS is my Oshi. Initially, she looks me at me in a disgusted way and then proceeds to ask if i have spent any money on this girl. The petrified me softly mumbles that I am a part of IRySuperCool nephamily and IRyS is not the only VTuber I am membered to. She then barges out of my apartment as if I embarrassed her.
The next day she calls me up and tells me that the reason she acted like that was because something urgent came up and she wasn't really angry at me.
Two weeks later, we are having dinner at my apartment and she tells me that she has got something special for me and I will get that special thing after I clean the utensils. I was a little surprised to hear that as usually, I am the one who is bringing the gifts.
So while I was cleaning the utensils, I suddenly hear the catch phrase "HIRyS, its IRyS". Turns out she was cosplaying IRyS( not a 1-1, but it was super close). She even got the blue and purple lenses with the wig. She then grabs my collar and whispers, "So you want to take this to the bedroom, Shouganai ne". I was fossilized as I didn't know how to react.
After the love making session, I started feeling guilty because it appeared as if I love IRyS more than her which is not true btw(And I can't really see IRyS in a sexual way because she is too precious)but unfortunately, I lacked the courage to tell this to her as it seemed that she worked really hard for all of this. From the next day onwards, she started talking about Hololive and for a moment, it seemed that maybe telling her about VTubers wasn't the worst thing in the world as now I can talk about them any time I want with someone who I love. She will eventually find her favourites(Towa(her Oshi), Suisei, Ina and IRyS(for obvious reasons)) and everything seemed to be normal, that was until today.
I get a package from my girlfriend and I see a Santa costume there. I call her up and ask why did she send me a Santa costume and she replies me with, " Santa didn't give me any presents in my childhood because apparently, I was a bad girl. I will now show Santa what a bad girl actually is. ".
How should I tell her that I love her for who she is and her dressing up as my Oshi isn't required at all. On top of that, how should I tell her that I don't see IRyS as a sex goddess like she thinks. If anything her dressing up as IRyS makes me nervous.

So let me get this straight.... schizos are mad at IRyS for something Ollie did? Daily reminder to not take a single grain of salt from anything said here. Keep enjoying your oshi.

Bros the collab will happen very early morning please tell me how to wake up early bros I don't wanna miss my sweet Nephilim