/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>29614406
I want Mumei to plant a red flag directly into my thoracic cavity and you won't take this away from me.

Another great Moom week meets its end

>It's better when you cuddle them right before you kill them
Is snuggling with Mumei worth it?

>>21960031
But that would kill any normal human, anon...

I don't mind being trapped for eternity with Mumei.

>>20280990
I am happy to oblige under the condition that she straddles my waist while she kills me.

>>19990602
Life's more fun if you can blame all of your misfortunes on the Wendigo like I do.

>>19150841
thank fuck its the weekend

>>17210595
Truly Lex is to be feared

>>16834399
kronii please schizopost about it on your split instead of here...

>>16566656
i recently went to the cemetary today, got teary eyed, so yeah. emoi day for me...

>>16295748
That's a very nice dream anon. That cooking space really did a number on Hoomans.

Anyway, the's enough meta posting from me. I'll just start spamming images

>>16122739
You couldn't keep me out

>>12863698
>be a baker
>renown in the community for your wedding cakes
>people even come out of county to get your wedding cakes, they're that good
>feel a bit of pride about it
>one day
>this customer comes in
>a small little girl with feathers on her head and a knife in her belt
>on her side is a guy with a paper bag on his head with a frowny face cut into it
>looking closer, the paper bag appears to be stapled into his shoulders
>the girl comes up to the counter
>"one wedding cake, please, make it the weddingest and the cakeiest you can"
>ask about the knife
>"the knife? oh, this knife. I cut cakes with it."
>whatever, the money she gave is good
>make another masterpiece
>this time, you go with a red velvet cake, with chocolate insides and the best frosting you can use
>ship it off for the couple
>next day
>the girl is back
>the guy she brought has a different build and height, but the same paper bag stapled over his head
>the girl asks for cake again
>ask if she didn't like the last one or something
>"oh, no, it was a great cake, sir."
>"that's why I came back for another for my next marriage cake!"
>ask about the last marriage
>"oh, yes, it was a great one, the cake was good. But now the cake is gone, it's time for a new one!"
>look down at the girl again
>notice the knife holster is dripping red through the leather
>ask if she cleaned the frosting off before putting it back
>"frosting? Oh, right. Cake. Sure. Yes. That's frosting. I used the knife to cut the cake. Absolutely. Yep. So more cake, please!"

>>12855962
Even in a bizzaro timeline, SEA is still bad.
That's a paracausal constant.

>when he got drawn into organized crime
I thought he already said he went into the banking industry, BADABOOM
I'LL BE HERE ALL NIGHT